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#2781
RE: joke time
September 25, 2018 at 6:12 am
Why is the Cowboy's stadium the safest place to be during a tornado? Because there will never be a touchdown.
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September 26, 2018 at 12:19 pm
What do you call a Danish person with no eyes?




Boru
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September 26, 2018 at 12:21 pm
Did you hear about the blond coyote?





She chewed off 3 legs, and was still stuck in the trap.
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September 26, 2018 at 1:15 pm (This post was last modified: September 26, 2018 at 1:16 pm by Brian37.)
How many kegs does it take to get a future SCOTUS nominee to the center of a scandal? The world may never know. For extra credit, and a free supply of pocket lint, what old candy commercial am I spoofing?
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September 29, 2018 at 7:56 am (This post was last modified: September 29, 2018 at 7:56 am by Brian37.)
Frat boy, "Mr Owl, how many kegs does it take to sit on the Supreme Court?"

Mr Owl, "100"
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September 30, 2018 at 5:13 am
Every time I hear Americans talk about ending legal abortion a little something inside me dies.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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October 1, 2018 at 2:22 pm
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I'm a creationist,  I believe man created God
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October 1, 2018 at 2:52 pm
Two blonds are walking through the woods. The come across some tracks.

First Blond: "These are deer tracks."

Second Blond "No silly, they are moose tracks."



They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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October 1, 2018 at 2:55 pm (This post was last modified: October 1, 2018 at 2:55 pm by Brian37.)
Anyone remember the game show "Name That Tune?" where they challenge each other to name a song in the fewest notes? Some corporate ads are so fucking annoying and repetitive I can recognize them in a billionth of a second.

Looking at you My Pillow!

Looking at you Liberty insurance!
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October 1, 2018 at 4:58 pm
Saw on Twitter: (Well, somewhat revised)

Conservative Women: They spew so much shit, their blowjobs count as Anal.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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