Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: June 11, 2024, 4:52 am
Thread Rating:
|
joke time
|
A man wishing to apply for citizenship in Australia was asked, 'Do you have a criminal record?' and answered, 'Sorry, I didn't know that was still a requirement.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (March 24, 2019 at 11:18 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A man wishing to apply for citizenship in Australia was asked, 'Do you have a criminal record?' and answered, 'Sorry, I didn't know that was still a requirement.' Dare you to tell that joke in the front bar of a Sydney pub.  Irish joke: My cousin Sean was at customs in Oz. He was asked; Q ;Do you have any pornography? A; Sure and I don't even OWN a pornograph! 
If Aquaman joined the military what color would he be?
Why was the Amish girl kicked out and shunned?
Too Mennonite.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
If you ever find yourself being attacked by a gang of circus performers, always go for the juggler.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I've heard complaints that take that concerts are too short.
Apparently it only takes a minute. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. 
Micky and his girlfriend went to a city fair, it was hot that day, so he bought her a 2 oz soft drink. What city was the fair in?
(March 29, 2019 at 9:44 am)Brian37 Wrote: Micky and his girlfriend went to a city fair, it was hot that day, so he bought her a 2 oz soft drink. What city was the fair in? This isn't a joke. It's a riddle, or possibly trivia. There are other threads for those. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (March 29, 2019 at 9:44 am)Brian37 Wrote: Micky and his girlfriend went to a city fair, it was hot that day, so he bought her a 2 oz soft drink. What city was the fair in? I"m guessing nowhere since 2 oz is a small shot and most fairs sell Cans that are 12 Fl oz
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
![[Image: s-l640.jpg]](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/DjAAAOSwpIhe1HCM/s-l640.jpg) |
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
| Possibly Related Threads... | |||||
| Thread | Author | Replies | Views | Last Post | |
| No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity! | Jehanne | 10 | 2381 |
April 23, 2021 at 9:54 pm Last Post: arewethereyet |
|
| A sacred joke. | Mystic | 15 | 2881 |
January 20, 2018 at 10:00 pm Last Post: Cyberman |
|
| Big Bang Theory Neil Tyson joke | Brian37 | 1 | 1525 |
May 18, 2016 at 8:07 pm Last Post: vorlon13 |
|
| There Has To Be A Joke Here, Somewhere! | Minimalist | 3 | 2405 |
October 1, 2014 at 10:57 pm Last Post: Zidneya |
|
| Joke | Minimalist | 59 | 17356 |
June 27, 2014 at 12:25 am Last Post: Ravenshire |
|
| A little joke | Sup | 11 | 4374 |
April 10, 2014 at 7:33 pm Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4 |
|
| Evolution (is a) joke | JesusLover1 | 12 | 9085 |
March 2, 2014 at 6:24 pm Last Post: Minimalist |
|
| Preacher joke 02 | Drich | 2 | 1922 |
February 12, 2014 at 7:15 am Last Post: NoraBrimstone |
|
| Preacher joke 01 | Drich | 8 | 4550 |
January 20, 2014 at 12:31 am Last Post: Drich |
|
| Make Up An Atheist Joke | freedomfromforum | 5 | 2910 |
October 6, 2013 at 12:30 am Last Post: Angrboda |
|
Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)
