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The best advice someone gave you.

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The best advice someone gave you.
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#31
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 5:39 am
This is so weird .

I have not received one proper advice from my parents yet which i can remember

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#32
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 7:16 am
(April 3, 2019 at 3:42 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(April 2, 2019 at 7:41 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: When I was working for a large US insurance company I noticed a guy walking around with a clipboard. Every time he saw somebody looking at him he became "industrious". I called security and they accosted him. He opened fire with a 9mm. He had been looking for his soon to be ex-wife. Apparently he had stolen one of her building passes.

She didn't have to worry about him after that.

THAT must have made the news.


Gotta link?

Not going to look for decades old news.
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#33
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 7:27 am
(April 3, 2019 at 5:39 am)Ashwin39 Wrote: This is so weird .

I have not received one proper advice from my parents yet which i can remember

I generally listen to my mum's advice and then do the opposite.
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#34
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 9:18 am (This post was last modified: April 3, 2019 at 9:19 am by onlinebiker.)
(April 3, 2019 at 7:16 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 3, 2019 at 3:42 am)onlinebiker Wrote: THAT must have made the news.


Gotta link?

Not going to look for decades old news.

It' s easy - if it's real.

Imaginary, not so easy.


Either way, your excuses will be amusing.
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#35
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 9:20 am
Advice from others has never suited me well.
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#36
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 9:35 am (This post was last modified: April 3, 2019 at 9:35 am by Mr.Obvious.)
My dad:

"Twee derde van de wereld zijn bimbo's."
Trans: "Two thirds of the world is made up of idiots."

Björn, a kid I went to high-school with and who made fun of me:

(Trans: ) "Lose some weight fat-ass."

He was a dick. But he was right, in that instance.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 9:49 am
(April 3, 2019 at 9:18 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(April 3, 2019 at 7:16 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Not going to look for decades old news.

It' s easy - if it's real.

Imaginary, not so easy.


Either way, your excuses will be amusing.

You know I wouldn't walk across the street to piss on you if you were on fire, right?
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#38
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 11:31 am
(April 3, 2019 at 9:49 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 3, 2019 at 9:18 am)onlinebiker Wrote: It' s easy - if it's real.

Imaginary, not so easy.


Either way, your excuses will be amusing.

You know I wouldn't walk across the street to piss on you if you were on fire, right?

And you know that you are proving yourself to be a puffed up bullshitter - right?

...

Anf FYI - save your urine. 

Burning isn' t that bad.
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#39
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 11:52 am
I would never aspire to displace you from that throne.
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#40
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 12:51 pm
Been emailing my sister in the US and asked her what was the best advice Da ever gave her.  She said, 'Fight dirty.  Balls and eyes.'

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