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#3201
RE: joke time
July 4, 2019 at 7:05 am
Spock had 3 ears. The left ear, the right ear and the final ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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RE: joke time
July 4, 2019 at 7:22 am
(July 4, 2019 at 7:05 am)ignoramus Wrote: Spock had 3 ears. The left ear, the right ear and the final ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Front ear?

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RE: joke time
July 4, 2019 at 5:45 pm
(July 4, 2019 at 7:05 am)ignoramus Wrote: Spock had 3 ears. The left ear, the right ear and the final ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I have a left knee, a right knee and a middle ???????????????????????????????????
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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#3204
RE: joke time
July 4, 2019 at 6:02 pm
Apparently the last thing a patient wants to hear before going under is , “Okay, don’t screw it up this time. The review boards barely cleared you after the last fiasco and you can’t afford to lose another one!”

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
July 4, 2019 at 6:12 pm
(July 4, 2019 at 6:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Apparently the last thing a patient wants to hear before going under is , “Okay, don’t screw it up this time.  The review boards barely cleared you after the last fiasco and you can’t afford to lose another one!”

That's right on par with, 'No, nurse!  I told you to remove his spectacles!!'

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RE: joke time
July 4, 2019 at 6:19 pm
(July 4, 2019 at 6:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(July 4, 2019 at 6:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Apparently the last thing a patient wants to hear before going under is , “Okay, don’t screw it up this time.  The review boards barely cleared you after the last fiasco and you can’t afford to lose another one!”

That's right on par with, 'No, nurse!  I told you to remove his spectacles!!'

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“No! The problem was with his GALL bladder!”

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RE: joke time
July 4, 2019 at 6:20 pm
(July 4, 2019 at 5:45 pm)Haipule Wrote:
(July 4, 2019 at 7:05 am)ignoramus Wrote: Spock had 3 ears. The left ear, the right ear and the final ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I have a left knee, a right knee and a middle ???????????????????????????????????

Middlesex University degree?
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#3208
RE: joke time
July 4, 2019 at 6:32 pm
Patient in hospital bed, surgeon consoling, "We mistakenly removed you penis".

Patient, "WTF!?"

Surgeon, "Ma'am, calm down!"
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: joke time
July 4, 2019 at 7:49 pm (This post was last modified: July 4, 2019 at 7:54 pm by Haipule.)
(July 4, 2019 at 6:20 pm)Cod Wrote:
(July 4, 2019 at 5:45 pm)Haipule Wrote: I have a left knee, a right knee and a middle ???????????????????????????????????

Middlesex University degree?
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Nancy Pelosi is suing the Stanford University Medical Center because, after her husbands recent surgery, he is no longer interested in sex. Stanford's reply: All we did was remove his cataracts so he could see better!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: joke time
July 4, 2019 at 7:55 pm
A Man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”
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