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RE: Why are you an Atheist?
December 21, 2019 at 5:48 pm
(December 21, 2019 at 5:42 pm)maxolla Wrote: (December 21, 2019 at 5:30 pm)no one Wrote: Why is the creator of all that there is, constantly characterized as male?
Because he is male.
What exactly does that entail for you I wonder. Surely you don't mean that he carries sperm cells. Or has XY chromosomes (or XX in Birbs). So what is it that makes HIM a HE?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Why are you an Atheist?
December 21, 2019 at 5:52 pm
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(December 21, 2019 at 5:46 pm)no one Wrote: How do you figure that?
One way to make sure a person is male is to suck their cock. 
(December 21, 2019 at 5:48 pm)Alex K Wrote: (December 21, 2019 at 5:42 pm)maxolla Wrote: Because he is male.
What exactly does that entail for you I wonder. Surely you don't mean that he carries sperm cells. Or has XY chromosomes (or XX in Birbs). So what is it that makes HIM a HE? Does he have a foreskin.
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RE: Why are you an Atheist?
December 21, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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(December 21, 2019 at 5:52 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (December 21, 2019 at 5:48 pm)Alex K Wrote: What exactly does that entail for you I wonder. Surely you don't mean that he carries sperm cells. Or has XY chromosomes (or XX in Birbs). So what is it that makes HIM a HE? Does he have a foreskin.
If not, I have questions. Who was the Mohel???
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RE: Why are you an Atheist?
December 21, 2019 at 6:00 pm
(December 21, 2019 at 5:56 pm)Alex K Wrote: (December 21, 2019 at 5:52 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Does he have a foreskin.
If not, I have questions. Who was the Mohel???
And did he suck the severed foreskin off, giving God herpes in the process?
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RE: Why are you an Atheist?
December 21, 2019 at 6:04 pm
(December 21, 2019 at 6:00 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (December 21, 2019 at 5:56 pm)Alex K Wrote: If not, I have questions. Who was the Mohel???
And did he suck the severed foreskin off, giving God herpes in the process?
Herpes wasn't invented until The Fall
I guess
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RE: Why are you an Atheist?
December 21, 2019 at 6:17 pm
Since Maxtrolla doubts the Pastafarian calendar here goes:
711,538 days in a month calculated by aprox 29,647 hours in a day; [Verily my noodles take this long from my homeworld of Groombridge 1830 so sayeth me. Linguini 3:22]
Giving us 37,000,000 months Since it is told to us Xe visited the planet Earth every time he made a new species in the beginning [Behold, I give you the platypus, I was drunk.[Vermitelli 8:11]
4.44 million years in a year which seems confusing but only if you don't understand quantum time folding
FSM had a total of 10 visitations before returning to the cosmic ether
4.44 million by 10 is 4.5 billion, I'm not sure what those science nerds have for the earth age thou.
So yes Earth is 10 years old.
RAmen
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
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RE: Why are you an Atheist?
December 21, 2019 at 6:18 pm
(December 21, 2019 at 6:04 pm)Alex K Wrote: (December 21, 2019 at 6:00 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And did he suck the severed foreskin off, giving God herpes in the process?
Herpes wasn't invented until The Fall
I guess No, He didn't spread herpes immediately, but we're all god's creations, even gangrene and brain cancer.
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RE: Why are you an Atheist?
December 21, 2019 at 6:18 pm
(December 21, 2019 at 6:04 pm)Alex K Wrote: (December 21, 2019 at 6:00 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And did he suck the severed foreskin off, giving God herpes in the process?
Herpes wasn't invented until The Fall
I guess
The Fall?
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RE: Why are you an Atheist?
December 21, 2019 at 6:19 pm
How many questions can a Maxolla avoid in one thread?
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RE: Why are you an Atheist?
December 21, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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(December 21, 2019 at 6:18 pm)maxolla Wrote: (December 21, 2019 at 6:04 pm)Alex K Wrote: Herpes wasn't invented until The Fall
I guess
The Fall?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_man
"For many Christian denominations, the doctrine of the fall is closely related to that of original sin. They believe that the fall brought sin into the world, corrupting the entire natural world,[...]"
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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