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joke time
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(February 8, 2020 at 7:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber...

Cucumbers are better than men because:

-Eight inch cucumbers are very common.

-Cucumbers don't lie about being eight inches.

-Cucumbers stay hard for days at a time.

-Cucumbers never get too excited too soon.

-Cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynecologist.

-Cucumbers don't pout if you have a headache.

-Cucumbers aren't allergic to your cat.

-Cucumbers don't flush the bog while you're in the shower.

Plenty more.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Do women put salt on their cucumbers out of nostalgia Dunno
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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The funny thing is I only have cucumbers in salads.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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They're making a sequel to The Exorcist.

In it a mother engages the help of the Devil to get a priest out of her son.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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My wife told me she wanted it doggy style.  She wasn't half pissed when I started humping her leg.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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At my recent AA meeting:

"Hi, I'm Beccs and I've now been sober for 40 days."

*general applause and congratulations*

"Not all in a row, mind you. Since 2005."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I can't find my "Gone in sixty seconds" dvd Dunno

It was just here a minute ago!

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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The wife just told me her Yahoo isn't working properly!

I told her to go see a gynaecologist!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Did you hear they're trying to eradicate cancer?

Yeah, I guess Cancer decided to infect Rush Limbaugh in hopes of changing people's minds.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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So, this Irishman walks out of a bar.




Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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