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#3471
RE: joke time
February 9, 2020 at 9:01 am
Do women put salt on their cucumbers out of nostalgia Dunno
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#3472
RE: joke time
February 9, 2020 at 9:59 am
The funny thing is I only have cucumbers in salads.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: joke time
February 9, 2020 at 7:35 pm (This post was last modified: February 9, 2020 at 7:49 pm by The Valkyrie.)
They're making a sequel to The Exorcist.

In it a mother engages the help of the Devil to get a priest out of her son.

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#3474
RE: joke time
February 10, 2020 at 6:29 am
My wife told me she wanted it doggy style.  She wasn't half pissed when I started humping her leg.

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#3475
RE: joke time
February 11, 2020 at 2:47 am
At my recent AA meeting:

"Hi, I'm Beccs and I've now been sober for 40 days."

*general applause and congratulations*

"Not all in a row, mind you. Since 2005."

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February 11, 2020 at 2:51 am (This post was last modified: February 11, 2020 at 2:58 am by ignoramus.)
I can't find my "Gone in sixty seconds" dvd Dunno

It was just here a minute ago!
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#3477
RE: joke time
February 11, 2020 at 4:44 am
The wife just told me her Yahoo isn't working properly!

I told her to go see a gynaecologist!
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RE: joke time
February 11, 2020 at 2:47 pm (This post was last modified: February 11, 2020 at 2:51 pm by Divinity.)
Did you hear they're trying to eradicate cancer?

Yeah, I guess Cancer decided to infect Rush Limbaugh in hopes of changing people's minds.
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RE: joke time
February 11, 2020 at 8:17 pm
So, this Irishman walks out of a bar.




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RE: joke time
February 11, 2020 at 8:22 pm
(February 11, 2020 at 8:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: So, this Irishman walks out of a bar.




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But can an Irishman walk OUT of a bar without assistance?

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