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When asked why there was only one set of tracks, Jesus replied,

"The Sandpeople always ride single file, to hide their numbers."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(March 7, 2020 at 6:15 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: When asked why there was only one set of tracks, Jesus replied,

"The Sandpeople always ride single file, to hide their numbers."

Alternate version:

'Because I was helping someone else, you self-absorbed cocksucker.'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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A rumour is just news without the commitment.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Scars are tattoos with better backstories.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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When asked by her parents what she wanted for Xmas, the girl answered "I want a watch."

So they let her...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Heard at a job interview...

"How do you explain this 4 year gap in your CV?"

"I went to Yale."

"Impressive. You're hired!"


"Thanks. I really need this yob."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(March 7, 2020 at 5:38 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Father:  What do you want to be when you grow up, son?

Boy:  I want to be a pizza delivery guy or a plumber or a step-brother.

Father: You need to stop watching porn, son.
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Don't forget the pool cleaners!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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I was asked to step down from my volunteer post at the suicide helpline because "you taught someone to take off the safety!"

"Suicide HELPline!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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