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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I once met a girl - a complete stranger to me - who was so staggeringly beautiful that I went straight up to her and asked if she would pose in the nude for me.
'I'm not a model,' she said. 'That's ok,' I answered. 'I'm not an artist.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (May 14, 2020 at 1:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once met a girl - a complete stranger to me - who was so staggeringly beautiful that I went straight up to her and asked if she would pose in the nude for me. And then Valk cut your heart out with a spoon? ![[Image: MmQV79M.png]](https://i.imgur.com/MmQV79M.png) (May 14, 2020 at 1:07 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(May 14, 2020 at 1:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once met a girl - a complete stranger to me - who was so staggeringly beautiful that I went straight up to her and asked if she would pose in the nude for me. Pshaw. I am SO not afraid of Valk when she's not here. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(harking back to the dad jokes)
‘A crocodile bit off my toe!’ ‘Which one?’ ‘I dunno - crocs all look alike to me.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Lucky his toe wasn't bitten off by a Japanese man.
That joke would have never worked then. Not in this day and age.  RE: joke time
May 14, 2020 at 7:56 pm
(This post was last modified: May 14, 2020 at 8:03 pm by The Valkyrie.)
I've put up a sign outside my office that says, "Entering the office without using the hand sanitiser provided is punishable by death."
Then I didn't put out any hand sanitiser. Now people are coming into my office to ask where it is! Covid: 21. Beccs: 11 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
It's almost like that last line is a reference number for the new post apocalyptic Bible of Becc.
RE: joke time
May 14, 2020 at 10:01 pm
(This post was last modified: May 15, 2020 at 3:48 am by The Valkyrie.)
(May 14, 2020 at 8:03 pm)Little lunch Wrote: It's almost like that last line is a reference number for the new post apocalyptic Bible of Becc. And I'm writing my Revelation and Book of Doom in a nice secluded office, not on an island where magic mushrooms are prominant. No 20 winged angels with 4 faces and 3 dicks in my book. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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