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How WON’T You Die?

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How WON’T You Die?
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#41
RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 15, 2020 at 12:17 pm
(June 15, 2020 at 10:04 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Too much exercise.  Cool

But tell the truth -

When some fitness fanatic type gets hit by a truck when they're out jogging on the road - don't you chuckle just a bit over the irony?
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#42
RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 15, 2020 at 1:25 pm
(June 15, 2020 at 12:17 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(June 15, 2020 at 10:04 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Too much exercise.  Cool

But tell the truth -

When some fitness fanatic type gets hit by a truck when they're out jogging on the road - don't you chuckle just a bit over the irony?

No, I steer the coyotes to the greasy spot and move on. Hehe
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 15, 2020 at 1:32 pm
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#44
RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 15, 2020 at 1:35 pm
Ingesting rutabagas in any way.
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 15, 2020 at 4:48 pm
(June 14, 2020 at 6:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 14, 2020 at 6:33 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: As a suicide bomber.

Also having sex with a woman.

And then, his depression set in.

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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 15, 2020 at 5:02 pm
At a pork convention with Zivah Horowitz.
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 15, 2020 at 5:17 pm
Torn apart by rabid republicans.

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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 15, 2020 at 6:27 pm
Tearing apart rabid republicans who are busy themselves tearing apart a hobbit.
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 15, 2020 at 6:43 pm (This post was last modified: June 15, 2020 at 6:46 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(June 15, 2020 at 12:17 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(June 15, 2020 at 10:04 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Too much exercise.  Cool

But tell the truth -

When some fitness fanatic type gets hit by a truck when they're out jogging on the road - don't you chuckle just a bit over the irony?

What’s REALLY ironic is that James Fixx, author of the best seller ‘The Complete Book Of Running’ died of a heart attack at the age of 52. While jogging.

And yes - it brings a smile to my face.

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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 15, 2020 at 6:52 pm
I will not die pushing my way to the front of the line to get into a NASCAR race.
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