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How WON’T You Die?

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How WON’T You Die?
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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#51
RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 15, 2020 at 9:02 pm
I will not die in an avalanche of horded toilet paper.
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#52
RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 15, 2020 at 9:46 pm
Old age.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 16, 2020 at 5:09 am
Fighting Azazel somewhere in the Catskills.
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#54
RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 16, 2020 at 6:38 am
It is highly unlikely that I'll die with Nicki Minaj naked in my bed.  Swear
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 16, 2020 at 6:53 am (This post was last modified: June 16, 2020 at 6:56 am by Little lunch.)
(June 15, 2020 at 9:02 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I will not die in an avalanche of horded toilet paper.

Holy shit, you gone through that already?
(June 16, 2020 at 6:38 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: It is highly unlikely that I'll die with Nicki Minaj naked in my bed.  Swear

And it's highly unlikely I'd die with her clothed in my bed.
(June 15, 2020 at 9:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Old age.

Hehehe, no, I better not say it.




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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 16, 2020 at 7:07 am
(June 16, 2020 at 6:53 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(June 15, 2020 at 9:02 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I will not die in an avalanche of horded toilet paper.

Holy shit, you gone through that already?
(June 16, 2020 at 6:38 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: It is highly unlikely that I'll die with Nicki Minaj naked in my bed.  Swear

And it's highly unlikely I'd die with her clothed in my bed.
(June 15, 2020 at 9:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Old age.

Hehehe, no, I better not say it.

Go ahead. I'm joking about it.

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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 16, 2020 at 7:09 am
(June 16, 2020 at 6:38 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: It is highly unlikely that I'll die with Nicki Minaj naked in my bed.  Swear
Yeah, and having all those cops shooting at you...
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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 16, 2020 at 7:11 am
Ok then, you're already old.
Felt funnier, to me, when I wasn't sayin' it out loud though. :-)




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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 16, 2020 at 7:20 am
(June 16, 2020 at 7:11 am)Little lunch Wrote: Ok then, you're already old.
Felt funnier, to me, when I wasn't sayin' it out loud though. :-)

You're only as old as the person you feel.

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RE: How WON’T You Die?
June 16, 2020 at 7:44 am
(June 16, 2020 at 7:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 16, 2020 at 7:11 am)Little lunch Wrote: Ok then, you're already old.
Felt funnier, to me, when I wasn't sayin' it out loud though. :-)

You're only as old as the person you feel.
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