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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you’re sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”
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(July 11, 2020 at 2:07 am)ignoramus Wrote: English chess champions are now banned from world tournaments.

It was deemed they have an unfair advantage. Their queen never bloody dies!

Hey, I think Stephen Fry should live forever.
"Zen … does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes." - Alan Watts
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Little known fact, Fla Gov DeSantis on the side is lead singer of a cover band. He's available for funerals and wakes.

"Welcome to the petri dish they call Florida, such an infected place, no mask mandate. Virus on the counter, ICU's on ice, and DeSantis said, "We are all just sycophants, bowing to the orange turd's vice." Cover of the Buzzards(<---- I actually stole that response after I posted this spoof on twitter)

"I'VE GOT two tickets to our demise, pack your bags, we'll die tonight." Cover of Greedy I Only Care About Money.
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(July 16, 2020 at 5:54 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Little known fact, Fla Gov DeSantis on the side is lead singer of a cover band. He's available for funerals and wakes.

"Welcome to the petri dish they call Florida, such an infected place, no mask mandate. Virus on the counter, ICU's on ice, and DeSantis said, "We are all just sycophants, bowing to the orange turd's vice." Cover of the Buzzards(<---- I actually stole that response after I posted this spoof on twitter)

"I'VE GOT two tickets to our demise, pack your bags, we'll die tonight." Cover of Greedy I Only Care About Money.

Just awful.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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