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RE: joke time
September 2, 2020 at 12:32 pm
(September 2, 2020 at 12:23 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (September 2, 2020 at 4:29 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "I want to keep all the undesirables from south of the border out of my country!"
"Are all Americans as racist and xenophobic as you?"
"I'm Canadian!"
Fun fact: Everyone from the Southern tip of Chile to the Norther tip of Canada are all Americans.
Yup, but when I used the term ‘USians’, I got excoriated for it.
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RE: joke time
September 2, 2020 at 3:30 pm
I remember when Mum was first teaching me to cook. She said, ‘First, beat three eggs.’
I said, ‘At what?’
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RE: joke time
September 2, 2020 at 7:20 pm
(This post was last modified: September 2, 2020 at 7:21 pm by ignoramus.)
In our upcoming Queensland state elections the leader of the sex party is joining with the marijuana party.
She felt that this was a strategically correct move for her career and her shire and now she can finally have it both ways.
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: joke time
September 2, 2020 at 7:28 pm
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French pigs say, "oinque".
Japanese pigs say, "oinku".
American pigs say, "I was feeling threatened".
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
September 3, 2020 at 1:28 pm
(September 3, 2020 at 12:16 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: (September 3, 2020 at 10:53 am)polymath257 Wrote: Only on certain farms...
Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.
That would be Australia...
I saw that written on a bathroom wall in Wyoming back in the late 70s.
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RE: joke time
September 4, 2020 at 5:02 pm
‘Sick moves, brah.’
‘I’m not dancing..GET ME AN EPIPEN!!’
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