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RE: joke time
September 2, 2020 at 12:32 pm
(September 2, 2020 at 12:23 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(September 2, 2020 at 4:29 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "I want to keep all the undesirables from south of the border out of my country!"

"Are all Americans as racist and xenophobic as you?"

"I'm Canadian!"

Fun fact:  Everyone from the Southern tip of Chile to the Norther tip of Canada are all Americans.

Yup, but when I used the term ‘USians’, I got excoriated for it.

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RE: joke time
September 2, 2020 at 3:30 pm
I remember when Mum was first teaching me to cook. She said, ‘First, beat three eggs.’

I said, ‘At what?’

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RE: joke time
September 2, 2020 at 7:20 pm (This post was last modified: September 2, 2020 at 7:21 pm by ignoramus.)
In our upcoming Queensland state elections the leader of the sex party is joining with the marijuana party.
She felt that this was a strategically correct move for her career and her shire and now she can finally have it both ways.

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RE: joke time
September 2, 2020 at 7:28 pm (This post was last modified: September 2, 2020 at 7:28 pm by The Valkyrie.)
French pigs say, "oinque".

Japanese pigs say, "oinku".

American pigs say, "I was feeling threatened".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
September 3, 2020 at 10:53 am (This post was last modified: September 3, 2020 at 10:53 am by polymath257.)
(September 2, 2020 at 7:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: French pigs say, "oinque".

Japanese pigs say, "oinku".

American pigs say, "I was feeling threatened".

Only on certain farms...

Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.
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RE: joke time
September 3, 2020 at 11:53 am
Big joke.


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RE: joke time
September 3, 2020 at 12:16 pm
(September 3, 2020 at 10:53 am)polymath257 Wrote:
(September 2, 2020 at 7:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: French pigs say, "oinque".

Japanese pigs say, "oinku".

American pigs say, "I was feeling threatened".

Only on certain farms...

Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.
That would be Australia...
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RE: joke time
September 3, 2020 at 1:28 pm
(September 3, 2020 at 12:16 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(September 3, 2020 at 10:53 am)polymath257 Wrote: Only on certain farms...

Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.
That would be Australia...
I saw that written on a bathroom wall in Wyoming back in the late 70s.
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RE: joke time
September 3, 2020 at 1:32 pm
(September 3, 2020 at 1:28 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(September 3, 2020 at 12:16 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: That would be Australia...
I saw that written on a bathroom wall in Wyoming back in the late 70s.

My sister worked at the A Bar A just outside Laramie at that time....

Probably where I heard it...

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RE: joke time
September 4, 2020 at 5:02 pm
‘Sick moves, brah.’

‘I’m not dancing..GET ME AN EPIPEN!!’

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