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joke time
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(September 2, 2020 at 12:23 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(September 2, 2020 at 4:29 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "I want to keep all the undesirables from south of the border out of my country!"

"Are all Americans as racist and xenophobic as you?"

"I'm Canadian!"

Fun fact:  Everyone from the Southern tip of Chile to the Norther tip of Canada are all Americans.

Yup, but when I used the term ‘USians’, I got excoriated for it.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I remember when Mum was first teaching me to cook. She said, ‘First, beat three eggs.’

I said, ‘At what?’

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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In our upcoming Queensland state elections the leader of the sex party is joining with the marijuana party.
She felt that this was a strategically correct move for her career and her shire and now she can finally have it both ways.

Jawdrop
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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French pigs say, "oinque".

Japanese pigs say, "oinku".

American pigs say, "I was feeling threatened".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(September 2, 2020 at 7:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: French pigs say, "oinque".

Japanese pigs say, "oinku".

American pigs say, "I was feeling threatened".

Only on certain farms...

Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.
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Big joke.


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(September 3, 2020 at 10:53 am)polymath257 Wrote:
(September 2, 2020 at 7:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: French pigs say, "oinque".

Japanese pigs say, "oinku".

American pigs say, "I was feeling threatened".

Only on certain farms...

Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.
That would be Australia...
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(September 3, 2020 at 12:16 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(September 3, 2020 at 10:53 am)polymath257 Wrote: Only on certain farms...

Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.
That would be Australia...
I saw that written on a bathroom wall in Wyoming back in the late 70s.
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(September 3, 2020 at 1:28 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(September 3, 2020 at 12:16 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: That would be Australia...
I saw that written on a bathroom wall in Wyoming back in the late 70s.

My sister worked at the A Bar A just outside Laramie at that time....

Probably where I heard it...

Heh
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‘Sick moves, brah.’

‘I’m not dancing..GET ME AN EPIPEN!!’

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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