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The bad advice thread
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I follow a group on Facebook called Contrived Platitudes. They're fun. Most of them mock the underlying hubris and deepity in motivational quotes plastered on, usually, nature scenery. Here's a taste:
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"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
 
During COVID lockdown take up David Carradine knot tying as a hobby.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 (September 8, 2020 at 2:32 pm)brewer Wrote: During COVID lockdown take up David Carradine knot tying as a hobby. [cough]Vaughn Bodē copycat[cough] I loved "Cheech Wizard"
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Ladies: nose rings don't make you look like a bull, so crack on!
always put salt in your eye
Years ago I went to work for a vehicle fleet maintenance company as their bookkeeper. The owner/boss was giving me the grand tour and introducing me to the guys who worked there. While walking back up to the front offices he looked at me and in all seriousness said, "Stay away from Mikey, he's trouble."
Mikey and I have been married over 28 years. ![[Image: MmQV79M.png]](https://i.imgur.com/MmQV79M.png)  (September 8, 2020 at 5:04 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Years ago I went to work for a vehicle fleet maintenance company as their bookkeeper. The owner/boss was giving me the grand tour and introducing me to the guys who worked there. While walking back up to the front offices he looked at me and in all seriousness said, "Stay away from Mikey, he's trouble." But do you stay away from him? And is he trouble? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (September 8, 2020 at 5:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(September 8, 2020 at 5:04 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Years ago I went to work for a vehicle fleet maintenance company as their bookkeeper. The owner/boss was giving me the grand tour and introducing me to the guys who worked there. While walking back up to the front offices he looked at me and in all seriousness said, "Stay away from Mikey, he's trouble." When I can. and He's pretty domesticated now. 
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