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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
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"I'm not worried. I survived the last one."
"We still have one engine." "Who is this woman and how did she get into the cockpit?" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  ![[Image: i-was-your-pilot-70717238.png]](https://pics.me.me/i-was-your-pilot-70717238.png)
"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse! ![[Image: Canada_Flag.jpg?v=1646203843]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn.shopify.com%2Fs%2Ffiles%2F1%2F0630%2F5310%2F3332%2Fproducts%2FCanada_Flag.jpg%3Fv%3D1646203843) “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?” –SHIRLEY CHISHOLM  RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 17, 2021 at 7:08 am
(This post was last modified: February 17, 2021 at 7:09 am by Brian37.)
"This is the head flight attendant speaking. The pilot and co-pilot are currently going through a rather nasty divorce. So you people on the left side of the plane will be going on to your original destination. The people on the right side will be landing in a Wal-mart parking lot near the co-pilot's mother's house for a spot of comfort food."
Pilot " Thank you passengers for choosing, American Airlines flight 2456, from New York, to Los Angeles, my favorite song is Helter Skelter, a dog talks to me, and I am in to astrology. "
 RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 17, 2021 at 11:32 am
(This post was last modified: February 17, 2021 at 11:33 am by brewer.)
Ladies and gentlemen, due to inclimate weather we will be delayed on the tarmac indefinitely. Please bare with us.
(I did this once for 3 hours)
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
I actually heard this once: "This is your pilot speaking. Our departure will be delayed a few minutes, the machine that tears the handles of your luggage and punches holes in your suitcases has broken down and your luggage is being loaded manually."
"Smile, you're on Candid Camera!"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
"This is your captain, Sully Sullenberger."
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