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RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
February 21, 2021 at 12:11 pm
(February 21, 2021 at 9:04 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Shouldn't be. If the guy who flipped burgers strongly believed that burgers shouldn't be flipped he'd have a short tenure as a burger flipper. If they want to keep their jobs and, at some point, their heads, maybe they should get to flipping the burgers or get out of the burger flipping business.
And that’s why Ron Swanson was in the Parks Department and not something where he actually had power over life and death of millions of people.
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RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
February 21, 2021 at 12:14 pm
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A death cultist can find a way to kill people from any post. Nothing is to small or inconsequential to be made another example of the dangers of government.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
February 21, 2021 at 1:37 pm
Quote:Sen. Ted Cruz released photos of himself on Twitter delivering water and meeting with Texans amid the growing controversy over the Republican lawmaker’s jetting off to tropical Cancun last week as his constituents in the Lone Star State were battling a deep-freeze, widespread power outages and burst pipes that flooded homes.
The pictures, posted on his Twitter account Saturday, showed the embattled senator carrying a case of water to several vehicles and shaking hands with a person.
He wrote “Texas Strong” in the tweet.
Cruz, whose family returned from Cancun on Saturday, also linked to a FEMA statement, noting that the White House approved a major disaster declaration in 77 Texas counties and adding information where people can apply for federal assistance.
He also linked to a tweet from the City of Austin that it received 10,878 cases of water to distribute.
But critics scoffed at Cruz’s tweets showing him engaged with relief efforts in Texas.
“I’m glad someone in Ted Cruz’s Senate office finally instructed him on how to fake compassion, humanity, and creating the illusion that he cares about the people he was elected to serve,” posted Melissa Ryan.
(NY Post)
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RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
February 21, 2021 at 6:20 pm
(February 21, 2021 at 9:04 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Shouldn't be. If the guy who flipped burgers strongly believed that burgers shouldn't be flipped he'd have a short tenure as a burger flipper. If they want to keep their jobs and, at some point, their heads, maybe they should get to flipping the burgers or get out of the burger flipping business.
The system was fucked over so badly in the beginning that the republitraitor party could stay in at least a share of power yet even with their rapidly diminishing base. And the party has fucked over the system even more in the meantime.
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RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
February 22, 2021 at 4:46 am
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
February 22, 2021 at 5:41 am
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This. Is. Just. Perfect.
(the video doesn't make it clear, but this took place in front of Ted Cruz' house)
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RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
February 22, 2021 at 1:18 pm
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
February 22, 2021 at 1:30 pm
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National Lampoon's newest sequel, "National Lampoon's Cancun Vacation."
(February 22, 2021 at 5:41 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This. Is. Just. Perfect.
(the video doesn't make it clear, but this took place in front of Ted Cruz' house)
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FUCKING AWESOME! Good for them! Notice how they can peacefully protest without carrying firearms?
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RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
February 22, 2021 at 2:44 pm
(February 22, 2021 at 1:30 pm)Brian37 Wrote: National Lampoon's newest sequel, "National Lampoon's Cancun Vacation."
(February 22, 2021 at 5:41 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This. Is. Just. Perfect.
(the video doesn't make it clear, but this took place in front of Ted Cruz' house)
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FUCKING AWESOME! Good for them! Notice how they can peacefully protest without carrying firearms?
This is not a firearms thread.
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RE: The Official 'Damned Cruz' Thread
February 23, 2021 at 10:48 am
(February 22, 2021 at 2:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (February 22, 2021 at 1:30 pm)Brian37 Wrote: National Lampoon's newest sequel, "National Lampoon's Cancun Vacation."
FUCKING AWESOME! Good for them! Notice how they can peacefully protest without carrying firearms?
This is not a firearms thread.
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BINGO!
This was literally a video/real protest of sane people not being dicks, but just using humor to tell assholes not to be dicks.
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