(April 10, 2021 at 3:41 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Tony Montana switched his clothing care in his wash, because he wanted a "Drug Softener".
Wrong.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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 Wrong. Boru 
Ben and Joe are at the pub.
After a few drinks, Ben asks, "If I shagged your wife, would that make us related?" Joe responds, "No. But it would make us even." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Iggy got a fortune cookie that said, "Every exit is an entrance."
Long story short, his missus said "no!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
An IT teacher has been arrested for sleeping with a 14 year old student.
He's a PDF file. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (April 11, 2021 at 4:48 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: An IT teacher has been arrested for sleeping with a 14 year old student. ![[Image: 5m71nu9uv7q31.jpg]](https://i.redd.it/5m71nu9uv7q31.jpg) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
"Do you have bereavement cards?"
"Yes, sir." "Could I exchange one for this 'get well soon' card?" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: joke time
April 11, 2021 at 3:20 pm
(This post was last modified: April 11, 2021 at 3:20 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
‘Do you sell post-hole diggers?’
‘No, sir.’ ‘Okay, do you rent post-hole diggers?’ ‘Indeed we do, sir.’ ‘Why don’t you sell them?’ ‘Because they outlawed slavery.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I don't get it.
(April 11, 2021 at 3:31 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: I don't get it. The shopman is using ‘post-hole digger’ in the sense of a person who digs post holes. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Okay. The reason I didn't get it was that I was unaware that post hole digger was a piece of equipment. Now I get it.
The good thing is, the joke has been explained. Which (as we all know) makes it funnier. |
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