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I've always lived by the philosophy that it's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(July 8, 2021 at 6:48 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(July 8, 2021 at 5:31 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: ...and something about Mom eating the cat?

Perhaps she could eat the beans instead.  Solve both "problemos".

It's amazing to be unable to speak in more than one language.

Fair bet his poetry sucks just as bad in Spanish......
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Give the poor man a break! English was never easy! Hehe

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When I was very young, I was horribly injured during a game of Peek-a-Boo. I had to be rushed to the I.C.U.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Why don't chicken wear underwear?


Because their peckers are on their face.
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(July 9, 2021 at 6:16 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When I was very young, I was horribly injured during a game of Peek-a-Boo. I had to be rushed to the I.C.U.

Boru

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Well, she was always up my ass.
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(July 8, 2021 at 6:48 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(July 8, 2021 at 5:31 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: ...and something about Mom eating the cat?

Perhaps she could eat the beans instead.  Solve both "problemos".

It's amazing to be unable to speak in more than one language.

Taking three years of Spanish in High School, as well as conversational Spanish in my teaching methods classes, and having a Spanish-speaking nanny for the kids, helped.

It taught me that the two most important phrases in Spanish are:

"Dos cervezas mas, por favor", and "¿Donde esta el baño?"
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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(July 10, 2021 at 3:21 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(July 8, 2021 at 6:48 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: It's amazing to be unable to speak in more than one language.

Taking three years of Spanish in High School, as well as conversational Spanish in my teaching methods classes, and having a Spanish-speaking nanny for the kids, helped.

It taught me that the two most important phrases in Spanish are:

"Dos cervezas mas, por favor", and "¿Donde esta el baño?"

Hehe
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If the next installment of the ‘Fast and Furious’ franchise isn’t called ‘Fast10 Your Seatbelts’, Imma be pissed.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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