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joke time
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My Mother told me that I can become anyone when I grow up.
So, I became a simp.
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A little girl asks her father: “Daddy, what is corruption?”

— Go bring me a beer and I’ll tell you.

— But mommy said you should stop drinking!

— Get yourself an ice-cream too while you bring me that beer.

— Oh, okay!
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(March 25, 2022 at 8:25 pm)Darinda Wrote: A little girl asks her father: “Daddy, what is corruption?”

— Go bring me a beer and I’ll tell you.

— But mommy said you should stop drinking!

— Get yourself an ice-cream too while you bring me that beer.

— Oh, okay!

Sounds like my dad.

Though he'd get me to buy the beer, too.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Apparently, 'naked running' is now a thing. It means to run without tech - no music, no GPS, no pedometer, nothing.

I wish someone had told me...

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(March 26, 2022 at 5:52 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Apparently, 'naked running' is now a thing. It means to run without tech - no music, no GPS, no pedometer, nothing.

I wish someone had told me...

Boru

Two students streaked my high school graduation.

They didn't get the memo, either, but that might have had more to do with the fact that the Walk-Man was still five years away...

By the way...what does one measure with a "pedometer"?  Sounds mighty sketchy, to me!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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Remember when Putin said he didn't have any plans to invade Ukraine?


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(March 27, 2022 at 3:23 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: Remember when Putin said he didn't have any plans to invade Ukraine?



Nice one. Smile

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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My ex and I used to enjoy role-playing.

One time we role-played "doctor and patient" for three hours.

I made him sit in the waiting room for 2 hours, 45 minutes, then told him to drink lots of fluids.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I look at some of the replies here on AF, and I think to myself, 'What a fucking idiot.'

Then I hit 'Post Reply'.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Texted this to work:

Even though I have completed my two weeks, I am going to give you an extra weekend.






















April Fools!
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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