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How do they know when God is angry?
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
To the OP: Simple. He's like the Hulk...He's always angry. John Edwards wrote a whole sermon about it.
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
(August 1, 2022 at 9:13 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: If natural disasters are the yardstick, Kentuckistan must have really pissed him off.

Nah, Kentucky just gets punished for godless Europe's transgressions.
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#13
RE: How do they know when God is angry?
(August 1, 2022 at 2:52 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: According to the xtians - he only got laid the one time.......

Wouldn' t YOU be pissed off???

"The holy ghost said he'd pull out!"

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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
(August 2, 2022 at 2:06 am)GUBU Wrote:
(August 1, 2022 at 9:13 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: If natural disasters are the yardstick, Kentuckistan must have really pissed him off.

Nah, Kentucky just gets punished for godless Europe's transgressions.

There’s a substantial history of the Almighty’s lousy aim. Religious leaders in America and Europe cited a Peruvian earthquake as evidence of God’s wrath over Benjamin Franklin’s hubris in inventing lightning rods to protect buildings in Philadelphia and Boston.

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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
(August 1, 2022 at 9:13 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: If natural disasters are the yardstick, Kentuckistan must have really pissed him off.

(August 1, 2022 at 9:34 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(August 1, 2022 at 9:13 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: If natural disasters are the yardstick, Kentuckistan must have really pissed him off.

I blame The Turtle McConnell.  If there's a god he surely has to be fed up with him.

A good place for that blame.  Appalachia is/was the american congo.  Always the scene of this or that natural disaster and human tragedy.  As with so many other issues, the reich wing has made a habit of blocking  infrastructure projects that could help to mitigate these long suffered and frequent events..even when the fed ponied up 90% of the cost.  

But at least we got that super duper profitable russian aluminum plant and a bunch of chinese contracts for roads..amiright?
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
(August 1, 2022 at 9:42 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: To the OP: Simple. He's like the Hulk...He's always angry. John Edwards wrote a whole sermon about it.

Yeah, if someone believes in the existence of an omnipotent God and that he is good, then he or she must think that God is angry all the time because bad things are happening all the time. So the believer is faced with two options: either God does not exist or he is angry and sending those earthquakes and hurricanes as a punishment.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
(August 1, 2022 at 6:44 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: How do religious people know when God is angry, or maybe happy or horny? But they usually claim he is angry.

How do you know when your mother is angry with you?
I am pretty sure that even while you're still doing things, you know perfectly well if it's something that will piss your mother off.
That is how we know it.
From his words and actions (on earth) we learn God's personality.
Btw God has love more than your mom when you are a good boy, however,
How would your father feel about you if he found out you were a serial killer? How much would he hate you?

Whether God is full of love or hates towards you is entirely in your hands.
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#18
RE: How do they know when God is angry?
(August 1, 2022 at 9:42 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: To the OP: Simple. He's like the Hulk...He's always angry. John Edwards wrote a whole sermon about it.

But the Hulk does a much better job of controlling his anger. Wink
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
(August 24, 2022 at 1:11 am)Tomato Wrote:
(August 1, 2022 at 9:42 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: To the OP: Simple. He's like the Hulk...He's always angry. John Edwards wrote a whole sermon about it.

But the Hulk does a much better job of controlling his anger. Wink

if he is full of anger how do you explain

The sun, which saves us from freezing cold of Space 
The wheat which gets out of the soil just to be bread for us 
The cold and sweet water which saves us from thirst.
The Gravity holds us on earth,
The Friction force, which allows us to descend the slopes safely,
The Night, laid on us so that we can sleep comfortably
and so on and on..
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#20
RE: How do they know when God is angry?
None of that has to do with any deity. Wink
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