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There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks

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There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
Minimalist Offline Donators
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There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 17, 2012 at 8:06 pm
I suggest we spray.


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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 17, 2012 at 8:06 pm
Hell yeah, sick of them to be fair.
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 17, 2012 at 8:10 pm
I wouldn't mind, myself, if any of them even gave the pretence of discussion. This latest batch are just pure god squad.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 17, 2012 at 8:13 pm
Well, I have the chemicals and equipment, the trouble will be getting them all in a tight enough space for saturation, the faithful can't seem to stand each other (and I understand completely). Perhaps we should spread a rumor about seeing jesus in an airtight building with a sturdy door?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 17, 2012 at 8:14 pm
I think we should just start agreeing with them in a very poe-like fashion. Might be fun.
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 17, 2012 at 8:18 pm
I agree?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 17, 2012 at 8:21 pm
Jesus wouldn't like it if we did that.
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 17, 2012 at 8:24 pm
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In the interest of safety I recommend we use these for now.

We don't want it to spread.
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 17, 2012 at 8:25 pm
(March 17, 2012 at 8:21 pm)Loading Please Wait Wrote: Jesus wouldn't like it if we did that.

I don't see the down side.
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 17, 2012 at 8:27 pm
(March 17, 2012 at 8:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I suggest we spray.


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Yes. Umm, just exactly where does one buy napalm? Devil
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