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There is little time.
#21
Re: RE: There is little time.
(March 27, 2012 at 5:52 pm)One King Wrote: I have been visited three nights in a row by a being who identifies himself only as the Angel of the Lord.

They're called priests.

Buy a chastity belt Wink
#22
RE: There is little time.
frodo with a zinger for one of his fellow crazies. Tongue

how you been man?

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#23
RE: There is little time.
One King Wrote:The world will perish soon and I am one of the few who have been chosen to warn the world of its impending doom.

Why would I listen to a god that is so incompetent as to send the likes of you?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
#24
RE: There is little time.
(March 27, 2012 at 5:52 pm)One King Wrote: I have been visited three nights in a row by a being who identifies himself only as the Angel of the Lord. I have been given visions about these end times and I'm afraid it is far sooner than any of us could have realized.

The world will perish soon and I am one of the few who have been chosen to warn the world of its impending doom. I never asked to be a prophet or a man of high esteem, but neither did Moses or Elisha. We are chosen because we are willing servants to the Potter. Clay in his hands.

Will any of you hear me?

Paul already failed in predicting his return. What makes you think you've got it right? Plus last time I checked, Jesus didn't even visit the Jews for the first time 2000 years ago.
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" ~ Aristotle
#25
RE: There is little time.
I really think this guy is a POE now tbh.
#26
RE: There is little time.
(March 27, 2012 at 8:10 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
One King Wrote:The world will perish soon and I am one of the few who have been chosen to warn the world of its impending doom.

Why would I listen to a god that is so incompetent as to send the likes of you?

Probably one of the most valid questions put forth yet FNM.

It does seem that god chooses the biggest most useless imbeciles to deliver his messages. If your god does indeed want to save us all and is actively attempting to do so ... why doesn't he just show up and show us his power right now or at the very least - choose a "prophet" that has some credentials and doesn't have to go trolling around on websites to get his "SO IMPORTANT" message out to the world.
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#27
RE: There is little time.
Sorry WanKing..you REALLY should seek help. PROPER psychiatric help.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
#28
RE: There is little time.
(March 27, 2012 at 10:18 pm)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Sorry WanKing..you REALLY should seek help. PROPER psychiatric help.

I second that.
Besides if the world is going to end it because a few crazed Christians decided to let a couple of 100 nukes of the chain. If the world going to end it will be by homosapiens own hand by a few crazy morons.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
#29
RE: There is little time.
I regret to inform you that the Apocalypse has already happened, on June 12, 1757 to be exact.
#30
RE: There is little time.
Wow. I'm going to toke on a joint and then come back and read this epic crazy shit.
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