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Who will be the new pope?
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
They can anoint a department store mannequin as the new pope. He would be genuinely infallible, already have the fixed smile in place, and would additionally be less untrue to his faith and more reliably untainted by sex abuse scandal.
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