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Poll: I could really use an ice cream sandwich... but there's none in the freezer. What do?
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Lonely sex with myself.
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Carrots!
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Instead of wastefully executing those convicted to death...
#1
Instead of wastefully executing those convicted to death...
Why not enslave them? Tiger

Feed them sparingly, maybe house this on an island. Leave exile open as an option for lesser criminals who would otherwise lock up for years upon pointless years.

Oh... I just realized the main reason this wouldn't fly. Prisons owners would lose money $_$

Worship We can't have that now... forget I said anything. Smile
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#2
RE: Instead of wastefully executing those convicted to death...
Er, lesser criminals who have been sentenced to death?
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#3
RE: Instead of wastefully executing those convicted to death...
(May 2, 2013 at 1:37 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Feed them sparingly, maybe house this on an island.

Yeah, because that absolutely doesn't sound like the premise of a horror movie... Tongue

Quote: Leave exile open as an option for lesser criminals who would otherwise lock up for years upon pointless years.

The authorities in America have a hard enough time with the immigrants they can easily racial profile, how are they ever going to enforce exile on people who look and sound like real 'Muricans? Tongue
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#4
RE: Instead of wastefully executing those convicted to death...
Instead of animal testing, go for the worst criminals?

Yes, no, cookies?


Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#5
RE: Instead of wastefully executing those convicted to death...
(May 2, 2013 at 2:13 pm)John V Wrote: Er, lesser criminals who have been sentenced to death?

Well of course! Big Grin You telling me they're gonna survive having their hand chopped off? @_@

Although... I noted:

OP Wrote:Leave exile open as an option for lesser criminals who would otherwise lock up for years upon pointless years.

Missed a 'we' or 'they' or 'you' or 'GEORGE' in there somewhere, but yknow: grammar wasn't the strong point of mah kindergarten class.

(May 2, 2013 at 2:22 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Instead of animal testing, go for the worst criminals?

Yes, no, cookies?


Big Grin

ANOTHER GOOD PLAN!

Use your slaves for testing of dangerous chemicalz and medical procedurez Smile

(May 2, 2013 at 2:20 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(May 2, 2013 at 1:37 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Feed them sparingly, maybe house this on an island.

Yeah, because that absolutely doesn't sound like the premise of a horror movie... Tongue

Well... we wouldn't want to allow our slaves for a chance to escape, now would we? Smile

Quote:
Quote: Leave exile open as an option for lesser criminals who would otherwise lock up for years upon pointless years.

The authorities in America have a hard enough time with the immigrants they can easily racial profile, how are they ever going to enforce exile on people who look and sound like real 'Muricans? Tongue

That wouldn't be a failing with this idea... just with stupid people. Did they slash the educamatory budget again? Oh don't you misunderestimate me!
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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#6
RE: Instead of wastefully executing those convicted to death...
I'm just going through different movie plots in my head thinking how awesome the real thing would be with prisoners.
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#7
RE: Instead of wastefully executing those convicted to death...
(May 2, 2013 at 2:22 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Use your slaves for testing of dangerous chemicalz and medical procedurez Smile
I'm just finishing a novel based on the military testing some virus on deathrow inmates. They turn into vampires, escape, and most of mankind is wiped out. So let's limit them to cosmetics and such. (BTW the book is excellent - The Passage. Warning: it does have sporadic religious overtones, but it's minor and not preachy.)
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#8
RE: Instead of wastefully executing those convicted to death...
(May 2, 2013 at 2:30 pm)John V Wrote: I'm just finishing a novel based on the military testing some virus on deathrow inmates. They turn into vampires, escape, and most of mankind is wiped out. So let's limit them to cosmetics and such. (BTW the book is excellent - The Passage. Warning: it does have sporadic religious overtones, but it's minor and not preachy.)

Will it be available for the Kindle? Smile
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#9
RE: Instead of wastefully executing those convicted to death...
(May 2, 2013 at 2:30 pm)John V Wrote: I'm just finishing a novel based on the military testing some virus on deathrow inmates. They turn into vampires, escape, and most of mankind is wiped out. So let's limit them to cosmetics and such. (BTW the book is excellent - The Passage. Warning: it does have sporadic religious overtones, but it's minor and not preachy.)

That's...

That's totally....

That's like....

MAN AND THEN IT WAS...

Like totally...

Holy shizzle...

That is totally like man and then some holy shizzle like totally:

Fucking AWESOME!

Yeah, I'll totally look into that someday when I'm rich and someone reminds me it exists and I'll be like: That's an awesome vampire book me buddy johnvie wrote! Imma buy dat book, and tell him why it's shit over a beer. Big Grin

Eidt: Bah... 'finishing a novel' he says... on a forum full of peeps writing novels XD
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#10
RE: Instead of wastefully executing those convicted to death...
(May 2, 2013 at 2:32 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(May 2, 2013 at 2:30 pm)John V Wrote: I'm just finishing a novel based on the military testing some virus on deathrow inmates. They turn into vampires, escape, and most of mankind is wiped out. So let's limit them to cosmetics and such. (BTW the book is excellent - The Passage. Warning: it does have sporadic religious overtones, but it's minor and not preachy.)

Will it be available for the Kindle? Smile
Yes.
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_1...ooks%2C157

It's 8 bucks, but the hard cover is ~750 pages, so you're getting a lot of reading for your money. Don't think I've ever read a book this long so quickly. IMO in the middle he could have cut 50 pages, but that's a pretty minor complaint.

(May 2, 2013 at 2:38 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(May 2, 2013 at 2:30 pm)John V Wrote: I'm just finishing a novel based on the military testing some virus on deathrow inmates. They turn into vampires, escape, and most of mankind is wiped out. So let's limit them to cosmetics and such. (BTW the book is excellent - The Passage. Warning: it does have sporadic religious overtones, but it's minor and not preachy.)

That's...

That's totally....

That's like....

MAN AND THEN IT WAS...

Like totally...

Holy shizzle...

That is totally like man and then some holy shizzle like totally:

Fucking AWESOME!

Yeah, I'll totally look into that someday when I'm rich and someone reminds me it exists and I'll be like: That's an awesome vampire book me buddy johnvie wrote! Imma buy dat book, and tell him why it's shit over a beer. Big Grin
Just finishing reading a novel...
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