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So What Are Those "Christian" Values, Dickwad?
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So What Are Those "Christian" Values, Dickwad?
Stoning queers?  Slut-shaming women?  Killing A-rabs and Niggers?

Tell us oh Fucking Jesus Freak.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/georgia...an-values/

Quote:Georgia candidate vows to ‘fight to protect our Christian values’
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#2
RE: So What Are Those "Christian" Values, Dickwad?
List has been revised recently to grant sacramental status to pussy grabbing.

Please make a note of that.

Praise Jesus Trump !!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#3
RE: So What Are Those "Christian" Values, Dickwad?
He wants to take away women's rights to bodily autonomy, and treat the country like it's a warzone where everyone should feel the need to carry a firearm at all times.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: So What Are Those "Christian" Values, Dickwad?
Only sacramentally to the woman part of that.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: So What Are Those "Christian" Values, Dickwad?
(April 30, 2018 at 4:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Stoning queers?  Slut-shaming women?  Killing A-rabs and Niggers?

Tell us oh Fucking Jesus Freak.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/georgia...an-values/

Quote:Georgia candidate vows to ‘fight to protect our Christian values’

The one and only Christian value that ever been or ever will be is to lie, cheat, make hollow threats, make substantive threats, make completely unfulfillable promise, say one thing and do another, forgive any transgression for those who serves one’s own purpurses, stop at nothing to blacken the name of the truly honest, all in order to enrich and aggrandize the most dispicable in human society by holding all others in moral and intellectual subjection through fear and forced infantilization.
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RE: So What Are Those "Christian" Values, Dickwad?
If only more of them valued this:

Mark 16 (KJV)
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#7
RE: So What Are Those "Christian" Values, Dickwad?
Too bad that shit was added on to make the story sound better, eh?
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#8
RE: So What Are Those "Christian" Values, Dickwad?
it's in the Bible, they be stuck with it

Oh that more would feel motivated to impress me . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: So What Are Those "Christian" Values, Dickwad?
I'd rather they value the part where Jesus said to keep their beliefs private, and not try to push it on others like the hypocritical pharisees did. Then we wouldn't have nearly as much of an issue with christianity, if it even managed to get off the ground.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: So What Are Those "Christian" Values, Dickwad?
Clearly, the best Christian values are those which are so unChrist-like.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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