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Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?

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Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
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Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
August 24, 2013 at 3:40 pm
Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
August 24, 2013 at 3:50 pm
What souls? Souls are no more real than he is.
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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
August 24, 2013 at 3:51 pm
They can be used to bargain with the Ideal Masters.
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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
August 24, 2013 at 3:55 pm
I would use soles in my shoes to reduce tough discomfort. I would use the other soles to slap people in the face.
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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
August 24, 2013 at 4:09 pm
He enjoys feeding on their pain/anguish/torment or something along those lines I imagine. The thing is though he only gets sent into the "Lake of Fire" after the end of the world according to the Bible, you also see him out and about in the desert tempting Jesus so clearly he isn't currently in Hell or any place of torment he's chilling out and relaxing somewhere.
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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
August 24, 2013 at 4:10 pm
(August 24, 2013 at 4:09 pm)Sword of Christ Wrote: He enjoys feeding on their pain/anguish/torment or something along those lines I imagine. The thing is though he only gets sent into the "Lake of Fire" after the end of the world according to the Bible, you also see him out and about in the desert tempting Jesus so clearly he isn't currently in Hell or any place of torment he's chilling out and relaxing somewhere.

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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
August 24, 2013 at 4:14 pm (This post was last modified: August 24, 2013 at 4:14 pm by Sword of Christ.)
I'm not saying I know him personally or what he has in mind. He doesn't really show up that often in the Bible the portrayal we have of him was an invention of the middle-ages, Paradise Lost and all that kind of thing.
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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
August 24, 2013 at 4:22 pm
Quote:He enjoys feeding on their pain/anguish/torment or something along those lines I imagine. The thing is though he only gets sent into the "Lake of Fire" after the end of the world according to the Bible, you also see him out and about in the desert tempting Jesus so clearly he isn't currently in Hell or any place of torment he's chilling out and relaxing somewhere.

Quote:I'm not saying I know him personally or what he has in mind.

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What You are describing is a certain human being. This is why You cannot convince me of something outside of reality.
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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
August 24, 2013 at 4:36 pm
I have no fucking idea.

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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
August 24, 2013 at 4:46 pm (This post was last modified: August 24, 2013 at 4:46 pm by Walking Void.)
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It must be nice to be referred to as Mr. Satan.
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