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RE: Atheists and Agnostics risk infinite loss for no gain
October 1, 2013 at 6:33 pm
(October 1, 2013 at 4:27 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: (October 1, 2013 at 4:10 pm)max-greece Wrote: OK, fuck it, definitive proof that man invented God and not the other way around.
Assumption:
Lets start by assuming that God invented man. Fine. If this is the case then God might have characteristics that man does not but man cannot have characteristics that God does not have as God wouldn't be able to perceive them. Are you with me so far?
Now evil isn't a problem - God has that one nailed down, goodness - OK, maybe. I'd even grant you love (distorted as it is).
There is, however, one specific thing that God does not have and we have in spades. We'll call that Stimbo.
Stimbo is as funny as fuck. He's had probably 50 recs from me just for making me spit coffee/coke and beer at my screen.
God, on the other hand, is not funny. There isn't a single gag in the whole of the Bible. God has no sense of humour.
Had God been in possession of a sense of humour he would not have turned Lot's wife into salt. He would have stood behind her in full regalia and when she turned round to peek he would have said "Boo"
Lots wife would have pissed herself. God could then say "I told you not to look round. Now you have pissed yourself and you have a long walk ahead of you and its really going to chaff."
That would have been both funny and appropriate punishment for the crime. Its what Stimbo would have done.
God couldn't do it because God just ain't funny.
Therefore God cannot have invented us as we are all fucking hilarious (but mainly Stimbo).
I thank you.
Alright, I'm convinced. All hail Stimbo! I will break out a sacramental beer on his behalf in a few minutes.
If God is not funny, but people are funny, then people could not have made up God, else they would have made Him funny.
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RE: Atheists and Agnostics risk infinite loss for no gain
October 1, 2013 at 6:35 pm
Sanctimonious cunts are never funny. They take themselves and their fucking god too seriously.
Look in a mirror for a specimen.
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RE: Atheists and Agnostics risk infinite loss for no gain
October 1, 2013 at 6:37 pm
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(October 1, 2013 at 4:35 pm)max-greece Wrote: Jealousy? Don't stop there when there's also wrath, vanity and pride.
That's 4 of the seven deadly sins in the perfect being. We can't say he doesn't suffer from the others too - just that Gluttony, Lust and whatever the fuck the other one is haven't been demonstrated.
Is the other one envy? If it is he's got that one too. That's 5 demonstrated in the Bible - which is the TRVTH apparently.
When was God prideful?
When was God vain?
God is not shown to be gluttonous.
God is not lustful.
He certainly can punish evil, that is just wrath.
Jealousy about the Israelites worshipping devils is for their own good.
(October 1, 2013 at 6:33 pm)bladevalant546 Wrote: My objection is simple, how do you know the bible is correct empirically? What if Buddha was right, or the Hindu gods, or Islam, or Wiccan, or various other religions.
I will start that proof staring tomorrow.
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RE: Atheists and Agnostics risk infinite loss for no gain
October 1, 2013 at 6:43 pm
Let me guess, it will be bible stuff, right?
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RE: Atheists and Agnostics risk infinite loss for no gain
October 1, 2013 at 6:48 pm
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Quote:If God is not funny, but people are funny, then people could not have made up God, else they would have made Him funny.
They did make him funny; they just didn't endow him with a sense of humor.
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RE: Atheists and Agnostics risk infinite loss for no gain
October 1, 2013 at 6:52 pm
(October 1, 2013 at 10:38 am)Esquilax Wrote: (October 1, 2013 at 10:36 am)SavedByGraceThruFaith Wrote: When an atheist invokes the possibility of God, the atheist has just contradicted their own belief.
Are you even reading the posts others are making?
I suspect for theists admitting you actually read what atheists wrote is like admitting you inhaled whereas posting stuff is like just holding the smoke in your mouth.
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RE: Atheists and Agnostics risk infinite loss for no gain
October 1, 2013 at 6:59 pm
(October 1, 2013 at 6:37 pm)SavedByGraceThruFaith Wrote: I will start that proof staring tomorrow.
Please research what 'proof' means before you do. Also...maybe use the search feature here...any retarded ass shit you plan on spouting has likely been done to death. Another round of same-o same-o does little but sate your desire to preach...and your foolishness no one here is buying.
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RE: Atheists and Agnostics risk infinite loss for no gain
October 1, 2013 at 7:01 pm
(October 1, 2013 at 6:33 pm)SavedByGraceThruFaith Wrote: If God is not funny, but people are funny, then people could not have made up God, else they would have made Him funny.
Maybe he was back in the day. You have no idea what was funny in biblical times...
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RE: Atheists and Agnostics risk infinite loss for no gain
October 1, 2013 at 7:10 pm
(October 1, 2013 at 7:01 pm)Airyaman Wrote: (October 1, 2013 at 6:33 pm)SavedByGraceThruFaith Wrote: If God is not funny, but people are funny, then people could not have made up God, else they would have made Him funny.
Maybe he was back in the day. You have no idea what was funny in biblical times...
Well, I think the biblical rules about menstruation were hilarious. Or was that just simple-minded? I forget.
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RE: Atheists and Agnostics risk infinite loss for no gain
October 1, 2013 at 7:12 pm
The bird blood cure for leprosy is kinda a hoot too.
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