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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 6:31 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 6:12 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Btw this signature on JacobSmooth cracks me up: Quote:God does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
OOOHHHH that's what God is! Thanks for *clarifying*. Evidence? What's evidence?
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Through passion, I gain strength.
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Through power, I gain victory.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 6:39 pm
Just stopping in to see if the OP "got" a gf, yet?
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 6:41 pm
(This post was last modified: March 2, 2014 at 6:42 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(March 2, 2014 at 6:39 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Just stopping in to see if the OP "got" a gf, yet?
Mrs Palmer and her daughters.
(March 2, 2014 at 6:31 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: (March 2, 2014 at 6:12 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Btw this signature on JacobSmooth cracks me up: OOOHHHH that's what God is! Thanks for *clarifying*. Evidence? What's evidence?
My life is but to serve.
Two beers, please.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 6:47 pm
Make it 4, or 10.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 6:51 pm
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 8:30 pm
On the internet, dude.
Just remember, when she arrives, don't overinflate her. If she hisses at you, she's not mad, just leaky.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 8:41 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 8:30 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: On the internet, dude.
Just remember, when she arrives, don't overinflate her. If she hisses at you, she's not mad, just leaky.
I'm reminded of a joke by Billy Connolly.
An indignant, angry man walks into a sex shop, his blow up doll draped over his arm.
"This is a loud of crap. I want my money back!"
"Why sir, what happened?"
"I blew it up, climbed on, and it went down on me!"
"Well, if I'd known it would do that I'd double the price!"
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 3, 2014 at 2:59 am
(March 2, 2014 at 4:13 pm)Asimm Wrote: Just remember no means yes.
And yes means anal.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 3, 2014 at 3:08 am
(This post was last modified: March 3, 2014 at 3:10 am by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
In all seriousness, you shouldn't ask these losers on the internet for advice. You should ask a cool guy. Wait, cool guys don't talk to kids that belong to crazy ass religious families. Well, I guess you're screwed. Here's a meme for you.
![[Image: forever-alone-101.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=doddscientifics.files.wordpress.com%2F2013%2F01%2Fforever-alone-101.jpg)
(Brokenquill, it's the Forever Alone guy face, which looks like a giant swollen potato crying. I don't know why it's funny, but it's hilarious.)
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 5, 2014 at 10:42 am
Get your deadlift up to 500lbs. By then you'll be alpha as fawk and bishes will flock to you. True story.
Lol, I'm actually taking notes ITT :p
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