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**Silver** · March 25, 2014 at 10:32 am

According to the Apocryhpa, certain books that never made it into the final compilation of the bible because they depicted Jesus as more human than divine, he did produce children through Mary Magdalene.

My imaginary friend is GOD · March 25, 2014 at 10:50 am

(March 25, 2014 at 10:32 am)Kitanetos Wrote: According to the Apocryhpa, certain books that never made it into the final compilation of the bible because they depicted Jesus as more human than divine, he did produce children through Mary Magdalene.

Probably the thing that did happen if it is the case that "Jesus" was a person who ever existed.

**Napoléon** · March 25, 2014 at 10:53 am

(March 25, 2014 at 8:15 am)No_God Wrote:

Only a god can improve on perfection.

My imaginary friend is GOD · March 25, 2014 at 10:55 am

(March 25, 2014 at 10:53 am)Napoléon Wrote: Only a god can improve on perfection.

Okay, genuinely asking, do you have any clue what the thing you just said possibly means? Because I don't, and I've heard it before and WTF?!

**Napoléon** · March 25, 2014 at 10:57 am

That's pretty much the point.

My imaginary friend is GOD · March 25, 2014 at 11:00 am

(March 25, 2014 at 10:57 am)Napoléon Wrote: That's pretty much the point.

Okay. Was hoping that it would be the case that this was finally a thing I could possibly understand, but it still is not. Oh well.

No_God · March 25, 2014 at 11:01 am

(March 25, 2014 at 10:53 am)Napoléon Wrote:
(March 25, 2014 at 8:15 am)No_God Wrote:

Only a god can improve on perfection.

Oh SNAP!

**Napoléon** · March 25, 2014 at 11:02 am

What is there to get? "Improve on perfection". It's impossible. That's the point. "Only a god can improve on perfection". Both are impossible. The point is kinda self explanatory. (Don't mean to be condescending)

**Whateverist** · March 25, 2014 at 11:03 am

Naw, he's pretty good but I did see him spit after.

My imaginary friend is GOD

(March 25, 2014 at 11:02 am)Napoléon Wrote: What is there to get? "Improve on perfection". It's impossible. That's the point. "Only a god can improve on perfection". Both are impossible. The point is kinda self explanatory. (Don't mean to be condescending)

Okay, that is exactly what I thought. I thought the possibly existed that what I thought MIGHT CONCEIVABLY FOR SOME FUCKING REASON actually not be the case, and that if I believed THAT, it might follow that I would be a religious person.

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