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RE: marriage
April 9, 2014 at 1:19 am
(April 9, 2014 at 12:33 am)Phatt Matt s Wrote: So if a human falls in love with an animal why can't there be marriage. I know women that love their horse and thoroughly bond spending more time with their horse than family and friends.

Why can't a woman fall in love with and marry a horse?

Imagine this guy

[Image: wildhorse.jpg]

Applying for a marriage license.
He has no photo ID
No social security number
No Last name
He cannot sign the name he does have
He cannot even tell you what his name is.
Also, in most states if you cannot read,write, and speak English clearly you are legally required to have a translator and since Mr. Ed has passed on I don't believe there is anyone left who speaks both horse and English.
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RE: marriage
April 9, 2014 at 1:21 am (This post was last modified: April 9, 2014 at 1:24 am by Phatt Matt s.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl...m2ItM-bvng
When people got married 500 years ago they also didn't have all that information either social security cards, birth certificates, most people didn't have signatures either.
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RE: marriage
April 9, 2014 at 1:24 am
(April 9, 2014 at 1:21 am)Phatt Matt s Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl...m2ItM-bvng



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RE: marriage
April 9, 2014 at 1:26 am
did that video play for you losty? I can't see your post
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RE: marriage
April 9, 2014 at 1:30 am
Sorry I had to repost it with the video bracket thingys so I could see it. I don't know why I did that. Because I'm effing stupid I guess.
Anywho I love how the horse tries to bite you at the end lmao. Like dude back off I have the jaws of a crocodile.
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RE: marriage
April 9, 2014 at 1:37 am (This post was last modified: April 9, 2014 at 1:41 am by Phatt Matt s.)
You're not stupid. I fuck up posts all the time. Smile

I love u!
I'm actually hangin out with horses tonight but I can't film it or take pics cuz it's dark out. Can't even tell where the horses are. I just start whistling and singin and clappin and they come on a nibblin.
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#17
RE: marriage
April 9, 2014 at 2:02 am
(April 9, 2014 at 12:33 am)Phatt Matt s Wrote: Why can't a woman fall in love with and marry a horse?
Or a man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwSTkt5xy9Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl2CrzaiPc4

Complete BBC documentary:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv1JE6b8tUw

Knock yourself out.
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RE: marriage
April 9, 2014 at 2:13 am
that animal house film was one of the most disturbing things I've seen.
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RE: marriage
April 9, 2014 at 2:36 am
God damn it people always post these things and I can never resist looking.
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RE: marriage
April 9, 2014 at 2:56 am (This post was last modified: April 9, 2014 at 3:14 am by Phatt Matt s.)
Losty did you watch that film about bestiality star bodil?

That was one of the saddest lives I've ever heard of. Poor thing Sad I hope she's in Heaven.

Also, to set the record straight, I love animals but will never act out sexually with them and have never done so.
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