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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 20, 2014 at 9:31 pm
(July 20, 2014 at 4:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Spirit of a poet, mind of a randy tomcat. That's me!
There's 72 fresh virgins waiting for you if you're interested!
You'll enjoy it, you just need to "blow" your load once more!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 20, 2014 at 9:31 pm
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(July 20, 2014 at 9:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That resounding clang was the sound of a penny dropping.
Yes indeed.
The really sad thing is this is the type of joke
I usually make.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 21, 2014 at 9:20 pm
A assume you're talking about the image in my signature.
No, I don't keep track of the money I don't give the church. I never gave 'em much anyway. I did, however, give the tobacco companies enough to cover at least a pack a day for over 31 years. A reminder of how much I've saved not buying their products is kinda nice after that.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 21, 2014 at 9:48 pm
Damn I miss revelation, he made some really funny threads
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 21, 2014 at 9:51 pm
(July 21, 2014 at 9:48 pm)Blackout Wrote: Damn I miss revelation, he made some really funny threads
The only way I'd potentially miss him is with a bus . . .
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 21, 2014 at 9:54 pm
(July 21, 2014 at 9:51 pm)Beccs Wrote: (July 21, 2014 at 9:48 pm)Blackout Wrote: Damn I miss revelation, he made some really funny threads
The only way I'd potentially miss him is with a bus . . .
No I'm serious, I miss his 'It's not to late to convert to the Lord' threads, it made me feel pity for trying so much in vain.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 21, 2014 at 11:10 pm
(July 21, 2014 at 11:05 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: He'll be back.
Like a bad Arnie movie . . .
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 22, 2014 at 12:49 pm
Now you've done it... someone's going to post that MAD TV Terminator spoof.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'