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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 23, 2014 at 12:51 am
(July 23, 2014 at 12:27 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Remember, Noah got the inside scoop about the coming invasion. -and then built an impossible barge.......
Quote: When the war was over his great grandson Nimrod ended up as the boss man in Babylon (Babel) and he built at least four cities in Assyria itself, including its future capital. That's the city Jonah had to report to.
LOL, "Noah" is fiction buddy, as are his "sons" - as is "Nimrod". You've swallowed entirely too much biblical horseshit man.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 24, 2014 at 1:26 am
(July 23, 2014 at 12:51 am)Rhythm Wrote: (July 23, 2014 at 12:27 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Remember, Noah got the inside scoop about the coming invasion. -and then built an impossible barge.......
Quote: When the war was over his great grandson Nimrod ended up as the boss man in Babylon (Babel) and he built at least four cities in Assyria itself, including its future capital. That's the city Jonah had to report to.
LOL, "Noah" is fiction buddy, as are his "sons" - as is "Nimrod". You've swallowed entirely too much biblical horseshit man.
I'm critiquing the ethnocentric Jewish religious fairy tale. My comments are based upon what the story says.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 24, 2014 at 8:03 pm
When does the rev get out of the pokey? I wonder if he'll still want to save our souls. I was getting so close ...
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 24, 2014 at 8:17 pm
(This post was last modified: July 24, 2014 at 8:17 pm by JesusHChrist.)
We need a get in the ark before it's too late part deux thread.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 24, 2014 at 8:20 pm
(July 24, 2014 at 8:17 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: We need a get in the ark before it's too late part deux thread.
Because this ark did a Titanic . . .
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Re: RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 24, 2014 at 8:22 pm
(July 24, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Beccs Wrote: (July 24, 2014 at 8:17 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: We need a get in the ark before it's too late part deux thread.
Because this ark did a Titanic . . . Next ark thread will be more love boat, less titanic. I promise I'll behave. :angel:
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 24, 2014 at 9:35 pm
(July 24, 2014 at 8:22 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: (July 24, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Beccs Wrote: Because this ark did a Titanic . . . Next ark thread will be more love boat, less titanic. I promise I'll behave. 
Why should you behave? I won't.
If I see bullshit I'll call it out.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 25, 2014 at 1:03 am
(July 24, 2014 at 9:35 pm)Beccs Wrote: Why should you behave? I won't.
If I see bullshit I'll call it out.
You're better behaved than me. Where you merely call out bullshit, I tend to just start shitting all over the thread with attempts to make it more interesting.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 25, 2014 at 1:09 am
It's been about a week, yeah? Methinks he'll come back stronger than ever. Redouble his efforts to save our nasty souls.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 25, 2014 at 12:07 pm
Staff log shows him being banned on the 19th. So, any day now....
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