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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 8:40 pm
(July 27, 2014 at 7:35 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: (July 27, 2014 at 7:21 pm)Losty Wrote: Rev baby, you realize that we just had a cyber orgy on a hypothetical cyber ark? You dropped a crayon, my love.
It was hypothetically steamy. I'm sure you'd hypothetically like to know what hypothetically happened hypothetically. And I'm also sure you're hypothetically curious (hypothetically) about what Losty hypothetically did and whom she hypothetically did hypothetical things with, hypothetically. Well, hypothetically keep that hypothetically in your hypothetical dreams bucko. Hypothetically. 
How did this whole thread turn into sexual perversion? Please read the OP. From there feel free to comment.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 8:50 pm
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It started with an act of masturbation?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 8:53 pm
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(July 27, 2014 at 8:40 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: (July 27, 2014 at 7:35 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: It was hypothetically steamy. I'm sure you'd hypothetically like to know what hypothetically happened hypothetically. And I'm also sure you're hypothetically curious (hypothetically) about what Losty hypothetically did and whom she hypothetically did hypothetical things with, hypothetically. Well, hypothetically keep that hypothetically in your hypothetical dreams bucko. Hypothetically.
How did this whole thread turn into sexual perversion? Please read the OP. From there feel free to comment.
'Cause you wound up preaching to a room full of horny perverts.
C'mon Rev, admit it. You had to rub one out didn't you?!?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 8:53 pm
(July 27, 2014 at 8:40 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: How did this whole thread turn into sexual perversion? Please read the OP. From there feel free to comment.
I think you like it.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 8:56 pm
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In all seriousness, though, could you explain the mechanism behind the whisking away of people and the interface between god and causes for such a "tribulatory" experience here on earth? Where are the hooks that god grabs ahold of to make this all work, ala marionette? If you could identify those for us we could maybe set a dog there or something, maybe a sign - keep god from fucking with the levers on a machine he clearly doesn't understand. I'm assuming that he can read, of course. I'm a generous man.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 9:06 pm
(July 27, 2014 at 8:40 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: (July 27, 2014 at 7:35 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: It was hypothetically steamy. I'm sure you'd hypothetically like to know what hypothetically happened hypothetically. And I'm also sure you're hypothetically curious (hypothetically) about what Losty hypothetically did and whom she hypothetically did hypothetical things with, hypothetically. Well, hypothetically keep that hypothetically in your hypothetical dreams bucko. Hypothetically.
How did this whole thread turn into sexual perversion? Please read the OP. From there feel free to comment.
I got a new name for this thread:
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 9:27 pm
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(July 27, 2014 at 8:56 pm)Rhythm Wrote: In all seriousness, though, could you explain the mechanism behind the whisking away of people and the interface between god and causes for such a "tribulatory" experience here on earth? Where are the hooks that god grabs ahold of to make this all work, ala marionette? If you could identify those for us we could maybe set a dog there or something, maybe a sign - keep god from fucking with the levers on a machine he clearly doesn't understand. I'm assuming that he can read, of course. I'm a generous man.
God is Almighty and spoke the very universe into creation. This may be what you might call "supernatural." Right now we don't experience much supernatural events during this dispensation of grace. The last seven years before His second coming you will witness some supernatural events. I just hope you will believe by then.
(July 27, 2014 at 7:32 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: (July 27, 2014 at 6:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: As the temple was purged, I will purge this ark if such things took place on it.
Why don't you be a dear and do something useful. Grab a mop and clean up some of the "spill" so we don't have to slow down the action.
MmmmKay?!? 
That's just gross. 
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 9:33 pm
(This post was last modified: July 27, 2014 at 9:34 pm by StealthySkeptic.)
(July 27, 2014 at 8:40 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: (July 27, 2014 at 7:35 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: It was hypothetically steamy. I'm sure you'd hypothetically like to know what hypothetically happened hypothetically. And I'm also sure you're hypothetically curious (hypothetically) about what Losty hypothetically did and whom she hypothetically did hypothetical things with, hypothetically. Well, hypothetically keep that hypothetically in your hypothetical dreams bucko. Hypothetically.
How did this whole thread turn into sexual perversion? Please read the OP. From there feel free to comment.
You've given us no evidence to take you seriously, so here's our collective response to your silliness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvYfRiJQIX8
(July 27, 2014 at 8:53 pm)Losty Wrote: (July 27, 2014 at 8:40 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: How did this whole thread turn into sexual perversion? Please read the OP. From there feel free to comment.
I think you like it.
I think YOU (and all of us doomed heathens here  ) like it.
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Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 9:35 pm
(July 27, 2014 at 9:27 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: God is Almighty and spoke the very universe into creation. This may be what you might call "supernatural." Right now we don't experience much supernatural events during this dispensation of grace. The last seven years before His second coming you will witness some supernatural events. I just hope you will believe by then. I wouldn't need to believe -if miracles were happening at the local donut shop, and demons walked the earth. Nevertheless, any tribulation would just lower my opinion of god and all of the faithful. Spineless little cretins cowering before the master, fearful of his "almighty righteousness".
Sigh. You don't have a clue how it works, or even what "it" is. Perhaps you're unqualified to comment on "it"?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 9:44 pm
(July 27, 2014 at 9:27 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: That's just gross.
Nah. Just an unintended consequence of that many people having that much hot sex. If all that sex bothers you (and from your need of a cold shower I'm guessing 'bothered' is in the equation somewhere), no need to look up from your mopping.
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