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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 28, 2014 at 11:17 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 9:03 am)pocaracas Wrote: Don't you think that's still off-topic?

More on topic:
Define "ark".
Define "get in".
Define "too late".

ark = place of safety during time of judgment against sin
get in = place faith in Christ and be spared from coming judgment
too late = either you die in your sins or you make it to the end of the Tribulation period and witness His return

Orgy = a wild party, especially one involving excessive drinking and unrestrained sexual activity. Very Biblical!
Boat = a vehicle for traversing waterways, sometimes used for debauchery, orgies and whatnot.
God = what women cry out when involved in orgies on boats or elsewhere
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 28, 2014 at 11:40 am)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 11:17 am)Revelation777 Wrote: ark = place of safety during time of judgment against sin
get in = place faith in Christ and be spared from coming judgment
too late = either you die in your sins or you make it to the end of the Tribulation period and witness His return

Orgy = a wild party, especially one involving excessive drinking and unrestrained sexual activity. Very Biblical!
Boat = a vehicle for traversing waterways, sometimes used for debauchery, orgies and whatnot.
God = what women cry out when involved in orgies on boats or elsewhere

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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(July 28, 2014 at 8:18 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 8:03 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Poor Rev, his thread has been hijacked and flown into the side of a brothel.

Badger

Is there anything I can do to prevent this thread from continuing?Tut Tut

Nope. Big Grin

Just go with it Rev. You know you want to. Big Grin
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(July 28, 2014 at 11:53 am)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 8:18 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Is there anything I can do to prevent this thread from continuing?Tut Tut

Nope. Big Grin

Just go with it Rev. You know you want to. Big Grin

Come to the Dark Side...we have Losty and Luckie and, well, you'll see. Wink
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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(July 28, 2014 at 11:39 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Maybe one of the saddest posts I ever read. Sad
I bet it is, if I were the sort of guy that groveled at the feet of tyrants for fear of their tyranny, if I were the kind of guy who wanted to hide from his own misdeeds and lay them on another, I'd hate to be reminded that others -weren't-. It's called shame, you outta find yours or grow a pair and grab em.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 28, 2014 at 8:18 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Is there anything I can do to prevent this thread from continuing?Tut Tut

No way Jose.

We're on a Boat! We're on a Boat mutha-fucker!

Actually, you could pray about it. See how well that works. God will answer, yes, no or not yet, just like the sumbitch always does.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 28, 2014 at 11:39 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 11:31 am)Rhythm Wrote:


Maybe one of the saddest posts I ever read. Sad

Are you ever going to say anything meaningful?
This is why we are all just fucking away on your boat, because you're so boring. Present some facts and evidence for us to discuss or stfu and get back to coloring.
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Is there an ass rpm limit on this boat? Or is everyone okay with the smell of burnt rubber?
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(July 28, 2014 at 12:04 pm)Losty Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 11:39 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Maybe one of the saddest posts I ever read. Sad

Are you ever going to say anything meaningful?
This is why we are all just fucking away on your boat, because you're so boring. Present some facts and evidence for us to discuss or stfu and get back to coloring.

My guess is he's never once colored outside the lines. Tongue
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 28, 2014 at 11:17 am)Revelation777 Wrote: ark = place of safety during time of judgment against sin
get in = place faith in Christ and be spared from coming judgment
too late = either you die in your sins or you make it to the end of the Tribulation period and witness His return

So, giving the lie to your earlier statement that you often reply without preaching, now you're conceding that this whole thread is about preaching? (Well, before the orgy, obviously.)

Testify, brutha!
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