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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 30, 2014 at 8:45 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Hey Rev, are you going to address my question?

Sure, what is the question?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 30, 2014 at 8:53 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 8:45 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Hey Rev, are you going to address my question?

Sure, what is the question?

How do you explain the size of the observable universe if it is only 6000 years old?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Reverino, look up from your coloring book every once in a while bae. Wink

(July 28, 2014 at 8:48 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Let's test that then.

How do you explain the size of the observable universe if it's only six thousand years old?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 30, 2014 at 8:36 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Have you ever built an ark to see if it wouldn't float?

Sorry Rev, it physically can't: wooden ships less large than the ark was purported to be- with the benefit of iron braces, I might add, and sailed in tranquil weather- proved to be not seaworthy. Wood simply isn't structurally capable of that; it flexes and separates and eventually floods.

For further information, check how many of the ships substantially over three hundred feet long have the word "sunk" in their eventual fate. The ark is purported to be substantially larger than all of them, made of inferior materials, operating for a longer period of uninterrupted sailing with no hope of repair, in conditions far worse than those that sank every ship smaller than it.

The ark would not float. Dodgy
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So one can surmise ....

"There is no Ark"
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 30, 2014 at 8:58 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 8:36 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Have you ever built an ark to see if it wouldn't float?

Sorry Rev, it physically can't: wooden ships less large than the ark was purported to be- with the benefit of iron braces, I might add, and sailed in tranquil weather- proved to be not seaworthy. Wood simply isn't structurally capable of that; it flexes and separates and eventually floods.

For further information, check how many of the ships substantially over three hundred feet long have the word "sunk" in their eventual fate. The ark is purported to be substantially larger than all of them, made of inferior materials, operating for a longer period of uninterrupted sailing with no hope of repair, in conditions far worse than those that sank every ship smaller than it.

The ark would not float. Dodgy

But it's a magic Godboat.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 30, 2014 at 8:58 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 8:36 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Have you ever built an ark to see if it wouldn't float?

Sorry Rev, it physically can't: wooden ships less large than the ark was purported to be- with the benefit of iron braces, I might add, and sailed in tranquil weather- proved to be not seaworthy. Wood simply isn't structurally capable of that; it flexes and separates and eventually floods.

For further information, check how many of the ships substantially over three hundred feet long have the word "sunk" in their eventual fate. The ark is purported to be substantially larger than all of them, made of inferior materials, operating for a longer period of uninterrupted sailing with no hope of repair, in conditions far worse than those that sank every ship smaller than it.

The ark would not float. Dodgy

Also, a Dutch Christian recently built a full size replica of the ark and had to mount it on two steel barges because it didn't have the structural integrity to float by itself.
He apparently failed to see the irony implicit in this.
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(July 30, 2014 at 9:02 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: But it's a magic Godboat.

Which just begs the question of why god would require the boat be built if he was going to have to magic its occupants to safety anyway.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 30, 2014 at 9:04 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 9:02 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: But it's a magic Godboat.

Which just begs the question of why god would require the boat be built if he was going to have to magic its occupants to safety anyway.

Not much of a "god" in my opinion. Can't even magic the saving of a few persons?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 30, 2014 at 8:56 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 8:53 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Sure, what is the question?

How do you explain the size of the observable universe if it is only 6000 years old?

I do not know how to answer that but have faith God can.
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