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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!

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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 8:53 am
(July 30, 2014 at 8:45 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Hey Rev, are you going to address my question?

Sure, what is the question?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 8:56 am (This post was last modified: July 30, 2014 at 8:57 am by Zen Badger.)
(July 30, 2014 at 8:53 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 8:45 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Hey Rev, are you going to address my question?

Sure, what is the question?

How do you explain the size of the observable universe if it is only 6000 years old?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 8:57 am
Reverino, look up from your coloring book every once in a while bae. Wink

(July 28, 2014 at 8:48 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Let's test that then.

How do you explain the size of the observable universe if it's only six thousand years old?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 8:58 am
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 9:01 am (This post was last modified: July 30, 2014 at 9:02 am by KichigaiNeko.)
So one can surmise ....

"There is no Ark"
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 9:02 am
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 9:02 am
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 9:04 am
(July 30, 2014 at 9:02 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: But it's a magic Godboat.

Which just begs the question of why god would require the boat be built if he was going to have to magic its occupants to safety anyway.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 9:07 am
(July 30, 2014 at 9:04 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 9:02 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: But it's a magic Godboat.

Which just begs the question of why god would require the boat be built if he was going to have to magic its occupants to safety anyway.

Not much of a "god" in my opinion. Can't even magic the saving of a few persons?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 30, 2014 at 9:24 am
(July 30, 2014 at 8:56 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 8:53 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Sure, what is the question?

How do you explain the size of the observable universe if it is only 6000 years old?

I do not know how to answer that but have faith God can.
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