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Guardian angels are real, says Pope
October 7, 2014 at 4:35 pm
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And they help us make the best decisions.
Quote: “The doctrine on angels is not fantasist. No, it’s reality,” the pope said during his daily mass in the small chapel in his residence at the Vatican.
“According to church tradition we all have an angel with us, who protects us and helps us understand things,” he said in a message to mark the Feast of the Guardian Angels, celebrated by Catholics on 2 October.
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Francis asked: “How often have we heard ‘I should do this, I should not do this, that’s not right, be careful ...’. So often! It is the voice of our travelling companion.” The pope advised sceptics to ask themselves: “How is my relationship with my guardian angel? Do I listen to him? Do I say good morning to him? Do I ask him to watch over me when I sleep?
This of course throws up some important questions, such as why does my angel have to be male instead of some sexy blonde piece, or what advice do they give to the priests about which choirboy to fuck.
( Link, although this being the Grauniad, Fanny was probably talking about gardening angles.)
Go home, Francis, you're drunk.
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RE: Guardian angels are real, says Pope
October 7, 2014 at 4:36 pm
If my guardian angel exists, she's a bitch.
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RE: Guardian angels are real, says Pope
October 7, 2014 at 4:38 pm
(October 7, 2014 at 4:35 pm)Stimbo Wrote: And they help us make the best decisions. Then mine were asleep when I met the ex.
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RE: Guardian angels are real, says Pope
October 7, 2014 at 4:43 pm
I'd quite like to meet my guardian angel. It's in for one hell of a smacking.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Guardian angels are real, says Pope
October 7, 2014 at 4:46 pm
Mine's stoned all the time; a real slacker.
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RE: Guardian angels are real, says Pope
October 7, 2014 at 4:51 pm
A male Angel is looking on giving me advice when I'm having sex with my gf?
Pssst! More tongue and less grabbing man! What? Are you a freakin' octopus? Slow down!
Sounds pervy.
I like it.
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RE: Guardian angels are real, says Pope
October 7, 2014 at 5:10 pm
Pope Frank is as big a fucktard as all the rest.
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RE: Guardian angels are real, says Pope
October 7, 2014 at 5:12 pm
(October 7, 2014 at 4:46 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Mine's stoned all the time; a real slacker.
I need a guardian angel like Castiel from Supernatural. (except when he's screwing up and trying to take over the worlsd/heaven, etc. Though he had a great idea of slaughtering lots of religious hypocrites . . .
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RE: Guardian angels are real, says Pope
October 7, 2014 at 5:13 pm
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He's a pope. Being a fucktard sort of goes with the hat.
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RE: Guardian angels are real, says Pope
October 7, 2014 at 5:23 pm
Pope is a credulous fool, says Cthulhu.
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