Damned Protestants...

[Minimalist]

I LOVE it when this shit happens!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/anti-...rk-police/

A southern Indiana minister who preaches against homosexuality was accused of soliciting gay sex at a park.

Gaylard Williams, pastor of Praise Cathedral Church of God in Seymour, was charged with battery after a man said he grabbed his genitals last week at Cypress Lake.

A man parked at the lake Dec. 12 said the 59-year-old Williams asked him to roll down his vehicle window, then reached in and squeezed his genitals and offered to perform oral sex.

This guy really is a sanctimonious cocksucker!

[abaris]

This guy really is a sanctimonious cocksucker!

When you're so deep in the closet, bad things tend to happen.

When anyone is so obsessed with gay sex, that he constantly needs to talk about it, you can bet your ass his closet is somewhere nearby.

[robvalue]

Yeah, when someone uses arguments against gay sex instead of "hello", I get a little suspicious.

So far in the closet they're in Narnia. (Can't remember where I'm stealing that from.)

[Silver]

I LOVE it when this shit happens!

Plenty of sanctimonious theists have proven statistically that preaching vehemently against homosexuality is usually the direct cause of being personally gay.

Ted Haggard proved that.

[abaris]

Also when they go on about how being gay is a choice. They perceive it as such because they're attracted by it.

[Minimalist]

Is Indiana competing for the title of Dickhead Central?

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/india...l-threats/

Indiana lawmaker pushing bill to insulate government Nativity scenes from atheist legal ‘threats’

Brings to mind the wise words of Robert Green Ingersoll.

An infinite God ought to be able to protect himself, without going in partnership with State Legislatures.

[Minimalist]

Batshit crazy motherfucker thinks Mozart is proof on an afterlife.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/pasto...to-mozart/

You know what, asshole? Mozart lasts because his music was written down. The fucking priest who officiated at Mozart's funeral is dead and forgotten.

[abaris]

Batshit crazy motherfucker thinks Mozart is proof on an afterlife.

Frankly I'm more surprised, that kind of guy even knows of Mozart.

Maybe he should aquaint himself with a specific work of his, which is also a pretty fitting reply.

Mozart's canon "Leck mich im Arsch" K. 231 (K6 382c) includes the lyrics: Leck mich im A[rsch] g'schwindi, g'schwindi! This would be translated into English as "lick me in the arse/ass, quickly, quickly!" "Leck mich im Arsch" is a standard vulgarism in German; its closest English counterpart is "Kiss my arse/ass."

[Minimalist]

Well I will be dipped in shit. You're right!

[vorlon13]

So I have music to play the next time !!