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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 5:18 pm
(January 15, 2015 at 5:09 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Yeah, I think this is the other thing that's irritating me about how Drich is conducting himself in this thread: he's accusing us of ignoring evidence, while himself skipping over the massive amount of evidence that directly contradicts the idea of a worldwide flood.
It's actually even more hilariously ironic than that. The Drich that is pushing Youtube videos as unquestioned evidence is the same Drich that posted these gems:
(January 9, 2015 at 9:13 am)Drich Wrote: (January 8, 2015 at 8:28 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Now we know from were he gets all his information.
If atheist didn't post on YouTube 'Drys' wouldn't know what or how to 'think for himself.'
and:
(January 14, 2015 at 1:03 pm)Drich Wrote: (January 14, 2015 at 11:29 am)dyresand Wrote:
http://30ce.com/developmentofhell.htm
http://crystalstmarielewis.com/2010/06/1...ll-we-did/
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read...ented-hell
I'll cut the theists on this site a break ill destroy your irrational fear of hell. So yes its made up get over it there is nothing to fear just be decent people and do not lie its not good mkay?
More you tube theology...
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 5:26 pm
(January 15, 2015 at 8:51 am)Drich Wrote: That's wishful thinking stimbo.
How so? Literally the only thing posted by a theist after the OP but before Stimbo's comment was your smilies.
(January 15, 2015 at 8:51 am)Drich Wrote: From here it looks like the collective answer so far is a big nuh-uh! The floods not real, so their couldn't be a boat on top of a mountain!
The global flood isn't real, so if there actually were a boat on top of a mountain, it wouldn't be Noah's ark. And it seems unlikely, after all the dozens of other claims of finding the ark, that this one will turn out to be the real deal, even if there had been a global flood.
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 5:28 pm
How big is that boat we cannot find? And we even know where to look.
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 5:33 pm
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Considering that the bible does give exact measurements for the Ark, I am surprised that someone hasn't already tried to build a replica ark and take it on a cruise already.
(January 15, 2015 at 5:28 pm)IATIA Wrote: How big is that boat we cannot find? And we even know where to look.
http://ncse.com/cej/4/1/impossible-voyage-noahs-ark
Quote:The ark is to be made out of gopher wood according to a plan that calls for the ark to be three hundred cubits long, fifty cubits wide, and thirty cubits tall (450x75x45 feet, according to most creationists. See Segraves, p. 11). It is to contain three floors, a large door in the side, and a one cubit square window at the top. The floors are to be divided into rooms, and all the walls, inside and out, are to be pitched with pitch.
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Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 6:05 pm
(This post was last modified: January 15, 2015 at 6:05 pm by TubbyTubby.)
Actually Drich might be onto something. This accurate christian artists impression of the ark shows that it was indeed possible to get all those wuvly cuddly aminals on.
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 6:06 pm
(January 15, 2015 at 6:05 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: Actually Drich might be onto something. This accurate christian artists impression of the ark shows that it was indeed possible to get all those wuvly cuddly aminals on.
Except one thing.... what about the carnivores they would have a field day eating everything.
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 6:07 pm
(January 15, 2015 at 5:33 pm)Nope Wrote: Considering that the bible does give exact measurements for the Ark, I am surprised that someone hasn't already tried to build a replica ark and take it on a cruise already.
Someone has. And to get it to float at all, they needed to give the thing a steel frame built on top of another steel barge, or build the thing on top of 25 already seaworthy metal vessels. So much for confidence in the biblical description of the design, eh?
There's also the fact that ships much smaller than the ark was supposed to be, made of more complex materials, were either completely not seaworthy or, in the case of the largest seaworthy ship on record, flexed so hard it needed constant bailing out to stay afloat, and eventually did sink after far less than a year at sea.
So, instead of skipping over all the "how could this possibly be seaworthy?" and "all the evidence is against the flood narrative," ideas right to the "we found the ark stage!" I think the theists have a lot of ground work still to cover before they can accuse us of ignoring evidence.
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 6:12 pm
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The one place I'd expect to find an "ark" , btw, is landlocked or otherwise -not- in the presence of water. It's the kind of thing a fantasist might build.......in the middle of nowhere.....wait a minute....Ken you tricky son of a bitch!
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 6:22 pm
(January 15, 2015 at 6:12 pm)Rhythm Wrote: The one place I'd expect to find an "ark" , btw, is landlocked or otherwise -not- in the presence of water. It's the kind of thing a fantasist might build.......in the middle of nowhere.....wait a minute....Ken you tricky son of a bitch!
But Rhythm you know people who advocate for religion aren't lairs remember?  (sarcasm) 
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 6:26 pm
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(January 15, 2015 at 6:06 pm)dyresand Wrote: Except one thing.... what about the carnivores they would have a field day eating everything. No silly, god used his magic to stop the naughty lions and leopards eating meat. They were happy eating jelly and loving out with the rest of the crew. See how happy they are in this latest representation based on actual archaeological finds which have been kept secret from everyone.
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