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I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION

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I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 31, 2015 at 7:02 am
Not to interrupt the fun, but... What are we doing?

Also I'd like to verify that I and the OP are not related.
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 31, 2015 at 7:11 am
(January 31, 2015 at 7:02 am)Xeno Wrote: Not to interrupt the fun, but... What are we doing?

Also I'd like to verify that I and the OP are not related.

Yes, better go ahead and do that then Tongue
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 31, 2015 at 7:12 am
Has Hitler been mentioned yet? Normally by page 10 he's come up at least once.
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 31, 2015 at 7:14 am
Well, Hitler believed in his Moms stupid religion, so ...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 31, 2015 at 7:18 am
(January 31, 2015 at 7:11 am)Alex K Wrote:
(January 31, 2015 at 7:02 am)Xeno Wrote: Not to interrupt the fun, but... What are we doing?

Also I'd like to verify that I and the OP are not related.

Yes, better go ahead and do that then Tongue

I'm veryfying that the OP and myself are most definitely not related. As evidence I present the fact that I also do not believe in my mom's stupid fucking reli-... wait.
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 31, 2015 at 2:11 pm
As your mom, I don't appreciate all the cursing! Now stop it and clean your room!
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 31, 2015 at 2:14 pm (This post was last modified: January 31, 2015 at 2:14 pm by Norman Humann.)
Holy shit, Jesus is my mom? Shock

I knew it!
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 31, 2015 at 2:34 pm
90+ posts?! I'm jelly! I never get that.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
February 1, 2015 at 5:56 am
I think you're all being too harsh on the OP.

This is a classic example of the tragedy of the human condition on a par with the greatest stories ever told.

From the moment we're born we suffer. Life is suffering. It's about competing, eating other conscious animals, depleting the Earth's finite resources so your children will have a worse quality of life, realising that we are not the centre of the universe AND NOT GETTING THE GAME WE WANT BECAUSE OF MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION.

Someone should make a film of this.
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
February 1, 2015 at 6:46 am
(January 31, 2015 at 2:34 pm)c172 Wrote: 90+ posts?! I'm jelly! I never get that.

No, that's easy. Just put evolution or abiogenesis in the title and watch posts flow...
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