Damned Protestants...

[Minimalist]

Blithering idiot keeps pandering to blithering idiots. The essence of xtian bullshittery.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/relig...evolution/

[robvalue]

Oh my fucking minty flavoured christ bucket. Will they never tire of trying to dry hump evolution to death?

By their own nonsense, they are "insulting my faith". That's wrong, right?

[Minimalist]

WWJKTSOO?

(Who Would Jesus Kick The Shit Out of?)

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/idaho...ating-her/

Idaho woman arrested for trying to convert Jewish acquaintance to Jesus by beating her

“The defendant began kicking the victim in the stomach and thigh area,” he said. “During this time the defendant was screaming at the victim that she better accept Jesus or she would not let up.”

Fucking xtians are as bad as the muslims.

[vorlon13]

Damn.

I was hoping it was Dr. Laura Schlessinger being set upon by an enraged Christian.


Damn!!

[downbeatplumb]

WWJKTSOO?

(Who Would Jesus Kick The Shit Out of?)

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/idaho...ating-her/

Idaho woman arrested for trying to convert Jewish acquaintance to Jesus by beating her

“The defendant began kicking the victim in the stomach and thigh area,” he said. “During this time the defendant was screaming at the victim that she better accept Jesus or she would not let up.”

Fucking xtians are as bad as the muslims.

That's an interesting recruitment tactic, pioneered by the british navy in Georgian times to beat Naplean.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impressment

[Minimalist]

Fucking JW jerkoffs!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/watch...ith-death/

An animated video produced by the Jehovah’s Witnesses informs children that if they don’t pay attention at church, they do so at their own peril.

Fuckheads.

[vorlon13]

Not sure the JWs would benefit from an alert congregation. Their doctrine is especially fucked up.

Best to let the pew warmers snooze instead of confusing them with minutia and twaddle. Take their money and send them home !!

[Minimalist]

Demented old fuck.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/pat-r...rn-babies/

Televangelist Pat Robertson warned this week that women could have their pregnancies cursed by a “coven” of witches if they posted ultrasound photographs on Facebook.

I suppose as long as idiots keep sending him checks he'll keep spouting medieval horseshit.

[Minimalist]

Britain - you have definitely got to revise your immigration policies.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/sex-t...an-on-top/

1.Practicing woman on top (BAD):

Number one. Couples who practice the woman on top… I want to repeat this, because this is the warning he gave me….When you are with your wife, the lord has made man to be the head. Not the woman. So those men who enjoy their wife coming on top of them in the matrimonial bed, the lord says they are not coming to heaven at all...

No. Don't keep him out because he is black. Keep him out because he is a jesus freak shithead.

[Homeless Nutter]

Britain - you have definitely got to revise your immigration policies.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/sex-t...an-on-top/

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1.Practicing woman on top (BAD):

Number one. Couples who practice the woman on top… I want to repeat this, because this is the warning he gave me….When you are with your wife, the lord has made man to be the head. Not the woman. So those men who enjoy their wife coming on top of them in the matrimonial bed, the lord says they are not coming to heaven at all...

No. Don't keep him out because he is black. Keep him out because he is a jesus freak shithead.

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Holy sh*t... His wife must be one lucky lady.

And what about b***-sex? Is it cool with Jeebus? Or too repressed to even mention it, for fear of ruining pants? Shame. Nothing sexier than the words "a*** sex" spoken with a heavy Nigerian accent.

Here's what I'd like to add to the list:
"6. F***ing Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo in his stupid face (SOOOO GOOD)..."