The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This

[Norman Humann]

Good luck getting it through to him, Becca. I've said it three times now

[Huggy Bear]

No one is claiming Jesus was married.

Why is this so hard for you to grasp? "Probably" is not an effing claim!

Do you have a problem with someone requesting sources?

There are apocryphal books which depict Jesus as having been married.

This IS a claim, and I am trying to find out exactly where in these particular books Jesus is portrayed as being married.

[Brakeman]

What's there to reason about? None of you have put forth one shred of credible evidence to back up you argument. If you want to claim that Jesus was married, Provide your sources, that's all.

The burden of reason lies on the one making the claim from the normal expected state. I don't have to waste my time trying to "prove" that the sun will shine tomorrow even if I first propose the claim. The "Average" male does "mate up" one way or another, so the onus is to prove jesus did not follow the norm of his day. The evidence that he didn't occasionally fuck is weaker than the evidence that he did given so little evidence.

Trivial claims require little evidence, but extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

[The Reality Salesman01]

Lol...

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There are apocryphal books which depict Jesus as having been married.

This IS a claim, and I am trying to find out exactly where in these particular books Jesus is portrayed as being married.

You're right. I'm inclined to think that it doesn't matter if he was single, gay, married to one person or even several. The whole book is filled with nonsense. I don't even know if the dude was real, and IF he was, of all the crazy shit the book says he did, marriage would be the easiest and most trivial thing to convince me of as being true. That being said, the bible is like the longest and oldest active game of Telphone. So, using that book to source details like the character's hair color or favorite food seems to be a bit pointless.

[Silver]

This IS a claim, and I am trying to find out exactly where in these particular books Jesus is portrayed as being married.

It is a claim just as your statement that jesus was not married is a claim, both claims having sources to support them but no validity present to support the claims as anything nearing what could pass for truth.

In providing my sources I am meŕely showing that there are sources available to support the claim. It is up to you to choose to believe in either the not married myth or the married myth.

[The Reality Salesman01]

Zeus was gay, and he had 3 boyfriends. I heard that from a reliable source.

[jesus_wept]

Zeus was gay, and he had 3 boyfriends. I heard that from a reliable source.

Were they the father, son and the holy spirit by any chance?

[The Reality Salesman01]

These are just the Greek ones, but if we're gonna nitpick over relationship status, it's gonna take us forever to determine which ones were real...

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Names from Greek mythology: A
Achelois, Achelous, Acheron, Achilles, Acidalia, Adamanthea, Adephagia, Adonis, Adrastea, Adrasteia, Aeacos, Aeacus, Aegaeon, Aegina, Aegle, Aello, Aellopos, Aeolos, Aeolus, Aer, Aesculapius, Aethalides, Aether, Aethon, Aetna, Agave, Agdistes, Agdos, Aglaea, Aglaia, Aglauros, Aglaurus, Agraulos, Agrotara, Agrotora, Aiakos, Aigle, Aiolos, Air, Aither, Alcemana, Alcides, Alcmena, Alcmene, Alcyone, Alecto, Alectrona, Alexandra, Aloadae, Alpheos, Alpheus, Amalthea, Amaltheia, Amarynthia, Ampelius, Amphion, Amphitrite, Amphitryon, Amymone, Ananke, Andromeda, Antaeus, Antaios, Anteros, Anticlea, Antiklia, Antiope, Apate, Aphrodite, Apollo, Apollon, Arachne, Arcas, Areon, Ares, Arethusa, Argeos, Argus, Ariadne, Arion, Arion(2), Aristaeus, Aristaios, Aristeas, Arkas, Artemis, Asclepius, Asklepios, Asopus, Asteria, Asterie, Astraea, Astraeus, Atalanta, Ate, Athamas, Athamus, Athena, Athene, Atlantides, Atlas, Atropos, Attis, Attropus, Augean Stables, Augian Stables, Aurai, Autolycus, Autolykos, Auxesia
Names from Greek mythology: B
Bacchae, Bacchantes, Balius, Bellerophon, Bia, Bias, Boreads, Boreas, Briareos, Briareus, Bromios
Names from Greek mythology: C
Cadmus, Caeneus, Caenis, Calais, Calchas, Calliope, Callisto, Calypso, Cassandra, Castor, Cecrops, Celaeno, Celaeno(2), Celoneo, Ceneus, Cerberus, Cercopes, Cerigo, Cerynean Hind, Ceryneian Hind, Cerynitis, Ceto, Chaos, Charites, Charon, Charybdis, Cheiron, Chelone, Chimaera, Chimera, Chione, Chiron, Chloe, Chloris, Chronos, Chronus, Chthonia, Circe, Clio, Clotho, Clymene, Coeus, Coltus, Comus, Cottus, Cotys, Cotytto, Cretan Bull, Crius, Cronos, Cronus, Cybele, Cyclopes, Cyclops, Cynthia, Cyrene, Cytherea
Names from Greek mythology: D
Danae, Daphnaie, Deimos, Deimus, Deino, Delos, Delphyne, Demeter, Demphredo, Deo, Despoena, Deucalion, Deukalion, Dice, Dike, Dione, Dionysos, Dionysus, Dioscuri, Dithyrambos, Doris, Dryades, Dryads
Names from Greek mythology: E
Echidna, Echo, Eileithyia, Eirene, Ekhidna, Ekho, Electra, Electra(2), Electra(3), Elektra, Eleuthia, Elpis, Empousa, Empousai, Empusa, Enosichthon, Enyalius, Enyo, Eos, Epaphos, Epaphus, Ephialtes, Epimeliades, Epimeliads, Epimelides, Epimetheus, Epiona, Epione, Epiphanes, Erato, Erebos, Erebus, Erechtheus, Erichthoneus, Erichthonios, Erichthonius, Erinyes, Erinys, Eris, Eros, Erotes, Erymanthean Boar, Erymanthian Boar, Erytheia, Erytheis, Erythia, Ether, Eumenides, Eunomia, Euphrosyne(2), Europa, Euros, Eurus, Euryale, Eurybia, Eurydice, Eurynome, Eurystheus, Euterpe
Names from Greek mythology: F
Fates, Furies
Names from Greek mythology: G
Ga, Gaea, Gaia, Gaiea, Galeotes, Ganymede, Ganymedes, Ge, Geryon, Geryones, Geyron, Glaucus, Gorgons, Graces, Graeae, Graiae, Graii, Gratiae, Gyes, Gyges
Names from Greek mythology: H
Hades, Haides, Halcyone, Hamadryades, Hamadryads, Harmonia, Harmony, Harpies, Harpocrates, Harpyia, Harpyiai, Hebe, Hecate, Hecatoncheires, Hecatonchires, Hekate, Hekatonkheires, Helen, Helice, Helios, Helius, Hemera, Hemere, Hephaestus, Hephaistos, Hera, Heracles, Herakles, Hermaphroditos, Hermaphroditus, Hermes, Hespera, Hesperethousa, Hesperia, Hesperides, Hesperids, Hesperie, Hesperis, Hesperos, Hesperus, Hestia, Himeros, Hippolyta, Hippolytos, Hippolytta, Hippolytus, Hope, Horae, Horai, Hyacinth, Hyacinthus, Hyades, Hyakinthos, Hydra, Hydriades, Hydriads, Hygeia, Hygieia, Hymen, Hymenaeus, Hymenaios, Hyperion, Hypnos, Hypnus, Hyppolyta, Hyppolyte
Names from Greek mythology: I
Iacchus, Iambe, Iapetos, Iapetus, Ilithyia, Ilythia, Inachus, Ino, Io, Ion, Iphicles, Irene, Iris
Names from Greek mythology: J
No names beginning with J currently known - Godchecker.com
Names from Greek mythology: K
Kadmos, Kalais, Kalliope, Kallisto, Kalypso, Kekrops, Kelaino, Kerberos, Keres, Kerkopes, Keto, Khaos, Kharon, Kharybdis, Kheiron, Khelone, Khimaira, Khione, Khloris, Khronos, Kirke, Kleio, Klotho, Klymene, Koios, Komos, Kore, Kottos, Krios, Kronos, Kronus, Kybele, Kyklopes, Kyrene
Names from Greek mythology: L
Lachesis, Laertes, Lakhesis, Lamia, Lampetia, Lampetie, Leda, Leimoniades, Leimoniads, Lethe, Leto, Limoniades, Limoniads, Linus
Names from Greek mythology: M
Maenads, Maia, Maiandros, Maliades, Mares of Diomedes, Meandrus, Medea, Medousa, Medusa, Meliades, Meliads, Meliai, Melidae, Melpomene, Memnon, Menoetius, Menoitos, Merope, Metis, Minos, Minotaur, Mnemosyne, Modesty, Moirae, Moirai, Momos, Momus, Mopsus, Mormo, Mormolykeia, Morpheus, Mount Olympus, Mousai, Muses, Myiagros
Names from Greek mythology: N
Naiades, Naiads, Naias, Nemean Lion, Nemeian Lion, Nemesis, Nephele, Nereides, Nereids, Nereus, Nike, Nikothoe, Niobe, Nix, Nomios, Nona, Notos, Notus, Nox, Nymphai, Nymphs, Nyx
Names from Greek mythology: O
Oannes, Obriareos, Oceanides, Oceanids, Oceanus, Ocypete, Odysseus, Oeager, Oeagrus, Oenomaus, Oinone, Okeanides, Okeanos, Okypete, Okypode, Okythoe, Olympus, Omphale, Oreades, Oreads, Oreiades, Oreiads, Oreithuia, Oreithyia, Orion, Orithyea, Orithyia, Orpheus, Orphus, Orth, Orthrus, Ossa, Otus, Ourania, Ouranos
Names from Greek mythology: P
Paeon, Paieon, Paion, Pallas, Pallas(2), Pallas(3), Pallas(5), Pallas Athena, Pan, Panacea, Panakeia, Pandemos, Pandora, Pasiphae, Pasithea, Pegasos, Pegasus, Pelops, Pemphredo, Penia, Penie, Perse, Perseis, Persephassa, Persephone, Perseus, Persis, Perso, Petesuchos, Phaethousa, Phaethusa, Phaeton, Phantasos, Phema, Pheme, Phemes, Philammon, Philomenus, Philyra, Philyre, Phobetor, Phobos, Phobus, Phoebe, Phoebe(2), Phoibe, Phorcys, Phorkys, Phospheros, Pleiades, Ploutos, Plutus, Podarge, Podarke, Pollux, Polydeuces, Polyhymnia, Polymnia, Polyphemos, Polyphemus, Pontos, Pontus, Poros, Porus, Poseidon, Priapos, Priapus, Prometheus, Proteus, Psyche, Pyrrha, Python
Names from Greek mythology: Q
No names beginning with Q currently known - Godchecker.com
Names from Greek mythology: R
Rhadamanthus, Rhadamanthys, Rhamnousia, Rhamnusia, Rhea, Rheia
Names from Greek mythology: S
Sabazius, Salmoneus, Sarapis, Sarpedon, Scamander, Scylla, Seilenos, Seirenes, Selene, Semele, Serapis, Sibyl of Cumae, Sibyls, Silenos, Silenus, Sirens, Sisyphus, Sito, Skamandros, Skylla, Spercheios, Spercheus, Sperkheios, Sphinx(2), Sterope, Stheno, Stymphalian Birds, Stymphalion Birds, Styx, Syrinx
Names from Greek mythology: T
Tantalus, Tartaros, Tartarus, Taygete, Telchines, Telkhines, Terpsichore, Terpsikhore, Tethys, Thalassa, Thaleia, Thalia, Thamrys, Thanatos, Thanatus, Thanotos, Thaumas, Thea, Thebe, Theia, Thelxinoe, Themis, Theseus, Thetis, Thetys, Three Fates, Titanes, Titanides, Titans, Tithonus, Triptolemos, Triptolemus, Triton, Tritones, Tyche, Tykhe, Typhoeus, Typhon
Names from Greek mythology: U
Ulysses, Urania, Uranus

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[Thumpalumpacus]

It's always fun watching Buggy flaunt his stupidity.

Well, not really, but it sounded like a good thing to post.

[Huggy Bear]

This IS a claim, and I am trying to find out exactly where in these particular books Jesus is portrayed as being married.

It is a claim just as your statement that jesus was not married is a claim, both claims having sources to support them but no validity present to support the claims as anything nearing what could pass for truth.

In providing my sources I am meŕely showing that there are sources available to support the claim. It is up to you to choose to believe in either the not married myth or the married myth.

But you haven't provided any sources have you? You guys don't have a problem providing chapter and verse of the Bible when it suits you, why then is it so hard to get a specific reference to your claim in the apocryphal books?