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So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
#31
RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
(March 5, 2015 at 1:42 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I think I may have heard that one before. Cruise control keeps the vehicle going, but you still have to manage the steering wheel.

I know i-its just... ROFLOL why..... it doesn't itself people can so stupid.
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#32
RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
Probably didn't happen, though.

http://www.snopes.com/autos/techno/cruise.asp

Snopes calls it a "legend."
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#33
RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
http://99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-sizzle/

If you ever want to listen to a short, fascinating podcast on design, 99% Invisible is your jam, btw.

This one about the fajita's sizzle and sound/brand identification is fantastic.

Roman Mars Wrote:It’s a common occurrence at your local Chili’s franchise: a customer orders a fajita; the server brings out a sizzling skillet of fajita meat and onions; and the dish arrives at the table with a dramatic, crackling, fizzling sound.

Everyone who hears the fajita instinctively towards the sound. That first order often sets off a chain reaction of several more orders.

Cooks at Chili’s called it “the fajita effect.”

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#34
RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
(March 5, 2015 at 12:57 pm)robvalue Wrote: Do restaurants also have to have signs up saying, "If you follow a religion, or invent a new religion while you're here that involves sticking part of yourself into a dangerous position, you do so at your own risk."

"Let me behind the bar post-haste, heathen! I need to run my hands over the still-spinning blades of your blender, to cleanse them of demons."
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#35
RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
On the bright side, he seems an up-and-coming prospect for a Darwin Award in the future.

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#36
RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
(March 5, 2015 at 5:26 am)robvalue Wrote: Religion is no excuse for being an idiot.

I'd be hard pressed to think of a better one.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#37
RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
(March 5, 2015 at 5:26 am)robvalue Wrote: Really? I don't know why it took up 5 minutes.

Religion is no excuse for being an idiot.
But being an idiot is an excuse for religion.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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#38
RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
That is fucking hilarious.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#39
RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
The Devil cannot abide prayer over food and will take any opportunity he can to inflict pain upon those Good Christian Applebee's goers.

The Devil has many wiles at his disposal, including random grease splatters. That Devil is a hard worker!

Or, it could be the Devil has become a food critic and was warning the Christian diner to avoid Applebee's fajitas for they are an abomination unto all Good Eating.
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#40
RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
If the Devil is intent on inflicting pain and has a hand in restaurant/fast food experiences, I have to assume he gets kick-backs from Burger King. That Whopper Meal I inhaled en route to a ship I had to board is going to plague me for hours to come. Next time, I'll save a few bucks and just eat Crisco from the can.
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