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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 5, 2015 at 3:31 pm
(March 5, 2015 at 12:57 pm)robvalue Wrote: Do restaurants also have to have signs up saying, "If you follow a religion, or invent a new religion while you're here that involves sticking part of yourself into a dangerous position, you do so at your own risk."
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 5, 2015 at 3:48 pm
On the bright side, he seems an up-and-coming prospect for a Darwin Award in the future.
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 5, 2015 at 7:07 pm
(March 5, 2015 at 5:26 am)robvalue Wrote: Religion is no excuse for being an idiot.
I'd be hard pressed to think of a better one.
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 6, 2015 at 2:42 pm
(March 5, 2015 at 5:26 am)robvalue Wrote: Really? I don't know why it took up 5 minutes.
Religion is no excuse for being an idiot.
But being an idiot is an excuse for religion.
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 6, 2015 at 2:55 pm
That is fucking hilarious.
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 6, 2015 at 4:17 pm
The Devil cannot abide prayer over food and will take any opportunity he can to inflict pain upon those Good Christian Applebee's goers.
The Devil has many wiles at his disposal, including random grease splatters. That Devil is a hard worker!
Or, it could be the Devil has become a food critic and was warning the Christian diner to avoid Applebee's fajitas for they are an abomination unto all Good Eating.
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 6, 2015 at 4:44 pm
If the Devil is intent on inflicting pain and has a hand in restaurant/fast food experiences, I have to assume he gets kick-backs from Burger King. That Whopper Meal I inhaled en route to a ship I had to board is going to plague me for hours to come. Next time, I'll save a few bucks and just eat Crisco from the can.