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Ted Cruz goes on Obamacare
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Ted Cruz goes on Obamacare
http://www.forwardprogressives.com/hypoc...obamacare/

No, it's not The Onion.

Ted "Green Eggs and Ham" Cruz, climate change denier and vitriolic opponent of the Affordable Care Act...

...Has enrolled in the Affordable Care Act.

ROFLOL

Guys, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. This is comedy of a level that is absolutely divine, ethereal, and completely sublime. And it's all those things, because it's real fucking life.

Min, eat your heart out.
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RE: Ted Cruz goes on Obamacare
Well isn't the ACA a good thing for America to have better healthcare treatment? This seems good
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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(March 24, 2015 at 11:41 pm)Dystopia Wrote: Well isn't the ACA a good thing for America to have better healthcare treatment? This seems good

Ted Cruz is a politician that doesn't want good things for America; he wants good things for his corporate backers so they'll give him his money-treats for being a good little doggy.

The level of hypocrisy here with this guy is unprecedented. It's unbelievable.
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RE: Ted Cruz goes on Obamacare
So, what made him cave? No, I didn't read the article.

Never mind. I read the article. Yeah, he's never gonna hear the end of it.
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RE: Ted Cruz goes on Obamacare
It's a bit like when "Call me Dave" Cameron stood up in the House and actually, without any sense of irony, compared himself to DynoRod (a drainage and sewerage firm) in a spectacularly misguided attempt to give himself a "Mr FixIt" reputation. It wasn't long before allusions to being in deep shit were being made.

Unfortunately, in politics, "today's headlines are tomorrow's fish and chip wrappers".
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RE: Ted Cruz goes on Obamacare
You are mostly correct Stimbo. There is only one exception to that, however. And that's in the lead-up to presidential nominee primaries. And the GOP is so fractured, fragmented, and rife with internal conflict, you can bet his opposition will cling to that jealously.
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RE: Ted Cruz goes on Obamacare
Cruz just did that in case anyone still had doubts that the Republicans are the "Me, Me, Me!" party by demonstrating that ideological purity can easily be tossed out the window when it affects him personally.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Ted Cruz goes on Obamacare
This is one instance where I actually hope Obamacare does indeed entail death panels.
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(March 25, 2015 at 11:19 am)Chuck Wrote: This is one instance where I actually hope Obamacare does indeed entail death panels.

I cracked up laughing when I read this.
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Let's not have too many Ted Cruz threads....

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/03/24...tail=email

Whatever shall the birthers do now?
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