Damned Protestants...

[Minimalist]

Fucking idiots.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/04/watch-ba...l-over-us/

Watch Baptist pastors go totally bonkers: ‘God breathed all over us’

What kind of moron could be impressed by such a display?

[Longhorn]

That was like 4 minutes in a mental asylum

would be hilarious if it wasn't so fucking terrifying

[Minimalist]

Delusional fuckwits.

http://www.rawstory.com/2014/02/tom-dela...stitution/

Tom DeLay: People keep forgetting that God ‘wrote the Constitution’

The constitution was written by a committee of slave-owners and crooked merchants.

[vorlon13]

If God wrote the constitution, why did he leave out the Ananias and Sapphira shit ??

[Minimalist]

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/04/christia...ts-spiked/

Christian bakers blame Satan when crowdfunding to pay for discrimination fine gets spiked

The Kleins, however, did not seem to hold a grudge against the fundraising website. Rather, they blame Satan.

“Evidently Go fund me [sic] has shut down our Go fund me [sic] page and will not let us raise any money. Satan’s really at work but I know our God has a plan and wins in the end!,” they said in a statement posted on their Facebook page.

Assholes.

[robvalue]

God needs a plan, and a length of time, to defeat Satan?

[Minimalist]

Dumb Motherfuckers.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/end-time...legalized/

End Times broadcaster: God will send a ‘fireball from space’ to destroy Earth if gay marriage is legalized

Dear Jesus Freak Asswipe,


It's already legal in 18 countries and many states.  Is your fucking 'god' asleep at the switch?

[vorlon13]

I think the fireball from space will be to punish all the divorced Christians who have remarried and are now living in a state of continuous adultery.

[Minimalist]

Hey.....did Papua legalize gay marriage or something?

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/tsunami-...ew-guinea/

Tsunami warnings begin as huge 7.4-magnitude earthquake rocks Papua New Guinea

If not, why is god punishing them?  Bad aim?  Shitty eyesight?  

[Cato]

If not, why is god punishing them?  Bad aim?  Shitty eyesight?  

No way God fucked with Papua New Guinea, they're his kind of people:

The Pacific nation is routinely singled out as one of the most dangerous countries in the world for family and sexual violence, which has been described as an epidemic affecting both women and young children.

Recent studies have found that rape was the first experience of sex for one in five women, and one in three men had been sexually abused as children. A study by NGO ChildFund Australia found that more than half of rape victims who presented to hospital were under 16 and one in four was under 12.

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/...inst-abuse