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Coming to a harsh conclusion
#11
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
(May 24, 2015 at 2:49 pm)Spooky Wrote:
(May 24, 2015 at 2:12 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I fixed it for you Angel


Fixed it for both of you  Tongue




Lets add in some music 


Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#12
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
(May 24, 2015 at 2:14 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(May 24, 2015 at 2:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: But fucking jesus loves their sorry asses!

Mixed fabrics and eating shrimp and working on sunday i'm just scratching the surface. Also preachers they are working on sunday, republicunt's they are working on sunday.
So pretty much were all going to hell for one thing or another. 
Jesus said that those who don't feed the poor won't go to heaven. He also said his followes should give their excess to the poor. Jesus would be sending a lot of his own followers to hell if he were real.
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#13
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
You haven't met 'Murrican Jesus, have you?


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#14
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
So everyone is going to hell? Conclusion - Let's sin!
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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#15
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
(May 24, 2015 at 2:17 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(May 24, 2015 at 2:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote: All they have to do is say "I'm sorry, pappy jesus" and he magically forgives them.  No matter how many times it happens.  "Jesus" is a soft grader!

(You have to understand that you are dealing with first-class fucking morons there.)

One time or another you can say god dammit and pretty much saying that you won't give forgiven if you damn god. There is some things in the bible
that aren't forgivable like god dammit, because damming god and such and you can't damn any part of the trinity. 

Did you give Mini a set of pom-poms Dyresand? It's like you say say something, then Mini goes "rah! rah! rah!" And you keep going back and forth. It might help if you knew a little about what you're posting. None of that stuff you mentioned is what would make you go to hell, but you're not big on stating the facts.
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#16
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
(May 24, 2015 at 2:46 pm)Minimalist Wrote: And lo, a miracle happened and they were whisked off to another parish.  Praise Jebus!

Fresh meat!   Big Grin
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#17
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
(May 24, 2015 at 5:34 pm)Lek Wrote:
(May 24, 2015 at 2:17 pm)dyresand Wrote: One time or another you can say god dammit and pretty much saying that you won't give forgiven if you damn god. There is some things in the bible
that aren't forgivable like god dammit, because damming god and such and you can't damn any part of the trinity. 

Did you give Mini a set of pom-poms Dyresand?  It's like you say say something, then Mini goes "rah! rah! rah!"  And you keep going back and forth.  It might help if you knew a little about what you're posting.  None of that stuff you mentioned is what would make you go to hell, but you're not big on stating the facts.

Because i am making a valid point i mean no one is going to heaven by today's standards if such a place existed. More or less god of the bible is more of a god for barbaric people, we are civilized people unlike those in the bible. 
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#18
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
(May 24, 2015 at 5:34 pm)Lek Wrote:
(May 24, 2015 at 2:17 pm)dyresand Wrote: One time or another you can say god dammit and pretty much saying that you won't give forgiven if you damn god. There is some things in the bible
that aren't forgivable like god dammit, because damming god and such and you can't damn any part of the trinity. 

Did you give Mini a set of pom-poms Dyresand?  It's like you say say something, then Mini goes "rah! rah! rah!"  And you keep going back and forth.  It might help if you knew a little about what you're posting.  None of that stuff you mentioned is what would make you go to hell, but you're not big on stating the facts.

Just because he's right does not mean you aren't a bible-thumping asshole, Lek.  Learn the difference.
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#19
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
(May 24, 2015 at 6:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(May 24, 2015 at 5:34 pm)Lek Wrote: Did you give Mini a set of pom-poms Dyresand?  It's like you say say something, then Mini goes "rah! rah! rah!"  And you keep going back and forth.  It might help if you knew a little about what you're posting.  None of that stuff you mentioned is what would make you go to hell, but you're not big on stating the facts.

Just because he's right does not mean you aren't a bible-thumping asshole, Lek.  Learn the difference.

Okay. Show me where the bible says I'm going to go to hell for the things he mentioned. Then I'll admit that he's right.
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#20
RE: Coming to a harsh conclusion
Quote:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Revelation 21

Pretty much covers everything.
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