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RE: joke time
February 26, 2019 at 6:50 pm
So apparently when a friend asks you to send good vibes they don't mean a box of dildos.

Ooops.

Be specific, woman!
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RE: joke time
February 27, 2019 at 7:17 am
(February 26, 2019 at 6:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So apparently when a friend asks you to send good vibes they don't mean a box of dildos.

Ooops.

Be specific, woman!

Did you get that box from the dildo farm?
I hear they're having trouble with squatters.




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February 27, 2019 at 1:08 pm
It's nearly 2020.

They're no longer "anti-vaxxers". They're now "plague enthusiasts".
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#3034
RE: joke time
February 27, 2019 at 4:15 pm
Q: What is the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?




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RE: joke time
February 27, 2019 at 5:26 pm
(February 27, 2019 at 4:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Q: What is the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?




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Its not our fault that women hide the bloody things.



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RE: joke time
February 27, 2019 at 7:38 pm
(February 27, 2019 at 5:26 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(February 27, 2019 at 4:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Q: What is the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?




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Its not our fault that women hide the bloody things.

I'm my wife is happy that I have big hands with long thick fingers.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: joke time
February 27, 2019 at 9:10 pm (This post was last modified: February 27, 2019 at 9:10 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Went to a pet shop that specialised in reptiles.

Asked the guy if he had any chameleons.

He looked at an apparently empty enclosure, burst into tears and screamed, "I don't know!!"
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RE: joke time
February 28, 2019 at 8:48 am
I asked 100 women what brand of shampoo they use.  100% of them answered, 'Who are you and what the hell are you doing in my bathroom??'

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February 28, 2019 at 6:08 pm
Little Billy disappeared from his home in the small German town, causing great distress.

Two days later his body was found in a field outside town. He had been skinned.

That same day the local toymaker went into his son's room and made a terrible discovery...

Pinocchio hadn't given up on his dream...
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RE: joke time
February 28, 2019 at 6:53 pm
^ Was Pinocchio Jewish Dunno
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